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29/09/2026

More noise. Less signal.

Everyone looks the same now. Everyone sounds the same. (Thanks, Claude.)

Half of LinkedIn has "AI" bolted onto their job title.

So spotting top talent is harder than ever.

How are companies responding? More stages.

Two interviews and a decision? Gone. Three rounds is the new minimum. Then add the technical assessments.

It's the same story on the other side of the Big Pond. And they were already running longer processes to begin with.

So if you're struggling to land top talent, the answer's obvious.

Add more stages.

Or get yourself a better recruitment partner ๐Ÿ˜‰

"We're looking for someone with 5 years of experience in an LLM released in 2025.โ€
24/09/2026

"We're looking for someone with 5 years of experience in an LLM released in 2025.โ€

23/09/2026

Customer Success Engineering is the new Customer Success Management.

Want proof?

Check out this CSE role at a hypergrowth SaaS scaleup ๐Ÿ‘‡

23/09/2026

If SaaS were an exam board, this question would be on every paper:

"๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜Š๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜š๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜Œ๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ ๐˜Š๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜š๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ค๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ. ๐˜‹๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ด."

"Need a 4th for padel tonight, who's free?โ€Might just be the most 2026 WhatsApp group message.Padel is tennis for people...
18/09/2026

"Need a 4th for padel tonight, who's free?โ€

Might just be the most 2026 WhatsApp group message.

Padel is tennis for people who got tired of running.

Tennis is where you run a mile to hit a ball twice.

As our Principal AI Engineer, youโ€™ll be running the show.

We donโ€™t care if youโ€™re an athlete or a socialite.

Or both.

Just as long as youโ€™re good at your job and have a great time doing it.

Padel players think they're socialites.

Tennis players think they're athletes.

Both are wrong.

Both are having a great time.

Think you can smash it out of the park?

Get in touch explaining why weโ€™d be a good match.

๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—น-๐—ฃ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—”๐—œ ๐—˜๐—ป๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ.

Details in comments ๐Ÿ‘‡

Is this the de facto standard CV template now?Clean. Polished. Easy on the eye. Bingo.But see the 10th one before your s...
17/09/2026

Is this the de facto standard CV template now?

Clean. Polished. Easy on the eye. Bingo.

But see the 10th one before your second coffee, and the impact dilutes fast.

Be careful out there. Authenticity and originality wins every time.

Increasingly so in this brave new AI-tastic world.

A player just stepped away from the table.Or did they?Eyeing up that high roller table rumoured for next month, maybe.No...
11/09/2026

A player just stepped away from the table.

Or did they?

Eyeing up that high roller table rumoured for next month, maybe.

Now a tower of chips into the pot! Then a few more. Tossed in. Nonchalantly.

Not buying it. Pocket pair. Nothing more.

More chips?? C'mon. Fine. Two pair.

Worried about Kimi's hand? Cute. Go ask the ref if she's playing it straight.

Big talk. But you ain't got no royal flush, homie.

Call.

Fine, if we're wrong, we're out. All of us. No buyback.

Layโ€™em down!

"I am writing to express my interest in the position you have open."This is not a hook. Just noise.At this point, "Yo, a...
10/09/2026

"I am writing to express my interest in the position you have open."

This is not a hook. Just noise.

At this point, "Yo, any tech gigs cookin'?" wins.

Seems everyone and their dog is building an AI-powered recruitment platform promising the perfect unicorn job or purple ...
09/09/2026

Seems everyone and their dog is building an AI-powered recruitment platform promising the perfect unicorn job or purple squirrel candidate in just a few prompts.

They typically claim to:

๐—ฆ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ - fair enough. We've tested sourcing agents and they can match a manual process, run quicker, and sometimes unearth, albeit by chance rather than design, hidden gems a human might miss. ๐—ฌ๐—˜๐—ฆ โœ…

๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜๐˜† - sorry, what? You shouldn't be selling anything. Positioning, sure. Laying out the facts, absolutely. Selling? Nah. If an opportunity needs selling, it's probably not right. ๐—ก๐—ข โŒ

๐—”๐—œ-๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜„ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ - please don't. Like never. Ever. ๐—›๐—”๐—ฅ๐—— ๐—ก๐—ข โ˜ ๏ธ

๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ธ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€ - based on...? Keyword matches devoid of emotion, nuance or context? Where's the judgement built from years of experience and gut feel? ๐—ก๐—ข โŒ

๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜„๐˜€ - fine, knock yourself out. It's a transactional, admin-heavy, boilerplate task. Caveat: sometimes you need to sprinkle in some magic dust e.g. flag key points from earlier conversations, surface insight into someone's thinking or personality. Stay nimble. ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—™๐—ง ๐—ฌ๐—˜๐—ฆ โœ…

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