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27/07/2022

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After being fired at work yesterday I called my girlfriend to share the bad news with her😔.

Before I was even done explaining the reason to why I was fired she hanged up the call, so I thought maybe her phone had gone off or something.😔😔😔

I passed through to her crib when going home but Unfortunately she wasn't around, I called her again and she said "Sorry to tell you this but we are done, I mean you and I it's over" 😒

I was confused 🤔 and I tried to ask her the reason but she hanged up on me again😔

I was so heartbroken💔 plus the pain of losing my job😭😭😭😭😭😭

So I decided to board a motorbike🛵 instead of a taxi🚕 because of traffic since I wanted to reach home In time so that I sleep over everything 😔😔

The motorbike guy dropped off in my street that was around 11pm and I started taking a walk to my house 🚶🚶

After 3-5 minutes I looked back and I saw the same motorbike guy running towards me 🏃 without his motorbike,

I changed direction🚶 and he also followed.
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This time I had no other option that to start running away because I was scared 🏃🏃🤔

The more I increase my speed the more the guy increases his speed, 🏃🏃

I thought to myself while running "Lord what's happening to me today🤔😔😔 first it was my job, second it was my relationship💔 and now someone is after my life " 😔😔

When I was tired I stopped and said to the motorbike guy while tears rolling down from my face "Please don't kill me🙏" 😭😭

The guy said with an angry face "You fool just give me back my helmet which is on your head" 😒🚶.
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12/07/2022

He's back

, will never be serious!

12/07/2022

Owe

Beef uku 🤨

12/07/2022

Am David Phiri a 28 year old Lusaka Resident. I used to trick tax drivers because my house was close to the graveyard. Each time I book a cab I would put some white cotton into my nose when we reach the cemetery I would tell the tax driver to follow me in the graveyard so as to get his money, they would have no option than to run for their lives, this went on well for a long time until I booked myself into this Bemba guy taxi driver by the name of Joseph Chibwe.

As usual as we approached the graveyard I took the white cotton from my pocket and stuffed them into my nose, I started making some strange sound so as to scare him but the mambala paid no attention, we reached the graveyard I came out of the car screamed and shouted chanted danced all kinds of ghost moves the guy was just looking at me I sung all songs of ghost all he said was bamudala (sir) give me my money I want to go,

I immediately knew that I was dealing with the devil himself, so I tried to scare him by telling him to follow me in the grave so that I can get him his money, to my surprise he followed me so I walked to one of the old grave and started knocking on the tombstone "odini odini, neighbour please can you give me a K200 I want to pay this stubborn taxi driver" behold a strange vibration and a skeleton hand appeared from the opening tombstone holding K200 of K50 notes and shouted "this is the last one I got remember to bring it back wen join us tomorrow.........."

Fellas, up to date I don't remember who run faster than the other between me and the stubborn Joseph Chibwe the taxi driver as we all run screaming in different directions...

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