07/11/2025
If this gives you a laugh, good.
If it makes you question my sanity, send wine.
If it convinces you to think twice before having kids, you’re welcome.
And if it makes you rethink your branding, fantastic.
These are my two toddlers. Sharing one car seat for five minutes because the back seat was full of things I had to transport.
Five minutes. That’s all it took before we had what can only be described as… a spitting contest.
Yes, it’s not glamorous.
And yes, maybe we need some psychological help.
But luckily that’s a me problem, not a you problem.
Now, let’s talk brands.
This? This is what real looks like. Messy. Unfiltered. Human.
I’m not saying brands should start posting their toddlers mid-brawl.
But I am saying it’s time to start showing up a little more honestly.
We live in a world where AI can polish, automate and perfect almost anything.
But the brands that stand out are the ones that stay human.
The ones that make you feel something real.
I might work hard to keep brands looking good, consistent, credible, and beautiful. But I root even harder for keeping them real.
And yes, my kids spitting at each other made me laugh.
It also made me wish for a coffee IV drip. Or maybe a full bottle of wine.
But that’s life. And that’s real.