Pare Computers

Pare Computers Pare Computers serving the most splendid, mind-blowing, door crushing, Skhoko PC's around.
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02/03/2026

Little birdie on a tree said the following:

068 472 1745

Call this number it’s giving out R50 free airtime, once you dial it.

Best of luck cheers 🍻

The possibilities 🤣😭🙏
22/08/2025

The possibilities 🤣😭🙏

Ryzen RX560 FORTNITE Gaming PC AKA THE MUNCHBOX THE MUNCH BOX – R4850 💥📍 Melville – 12 Fourth Street💬 Don’t ask “Is thi...
22/08/2025

Ryzen RX560 FORTNITE Gaming PC AKA THE MUNCHBOX

THE MUNCH BOX – R4850 💥
📍 Melville – 12 Fourth Street
💬 Don’t ask “Is this available?” Just pull up.

🖥️ Specs (aka the Uncle Special):
• Ryzen 3 1200 🧠 – not new, but still swinging
• RX560 2GB 🎮 – budget-friendly, but she tries her best
• 12GB DDR4 RAM 💾 – weird number, don’t ask, it works
• 450W PSU ⚡ – keeps the lights on
• Antec FishTank Case 🐠💡 – RGB aquarium vibes, your room’s new night club
• Full setup, plug in, game. No sorcery, no stress.

• 128GB NVMe SSD ⚡ – loads faster than your WhatsApp excuses

🎮 FPS @ 1080p (Low/Med Settings):
• CS2: 90–120 🔫
• Valorant: 150+ 🧠
• Fortnite: 60–80 🌽
• GTA V: 60 🚗💨
• Apex: 45–60 😈
• Elden Ring: 30 FPS – cinematic masterpiece 🐢🎬
• MW3: Slide-cancel straight into disappointment 😅

🖤 This PC’s that one uncle — a bit old, kinda loud, but always delivers. Won’t win races, but it’ll lap your buddy’s “gaming laptop” without breaking a sweat.

💸 Cash only. No “EFT clears in 3 days” bedtime stories.
🚗 Pull up, test it, take it. Or let your cousin beat you to it.

📸 Extra pics? Ignored.
📅 Month-end promises or “I’ll collect Tuesday after payday”? Ignored. This ain’t lay-by, my guy. You see it, you like it, you pay, you take it. Simple.

🔥 DM if you’re serious. If your budget’s R1,500, I’ll sell you a desk fan and a firm handshake instead. 🤝

🔥 WANT TO GAME? WANT TO WIN? 🔥Pare Computers has a ready-to-roll rig that hits like a freight train. No swaps, no “maybe...
22/08/2025

🔥 WANT TO GAME? WANT TO WIN? 🔥

Pare Computers has a ready-to-roll rig that hits like a freight train. No swaps, no “maybe next month,” no random collection promises. You see it, you pay, you collect. Simple.

Price 💰 : R7650

💻 Specs That Don’t Mess Around:
• CPU: i5 9400F – smooth AF, no excuses
• Mobo: MAG B365M MORTAR – rock-solid
• RAM: 16GB Corsair Vengeance RGB – look pretty while you wreck scrubs
• GPU: Palit Dual 1660 Ti – 1080p beast, 1440p flex
• Storage: 512GB NVMe – load faster than your patience
• PSU: Antec VP500W – keeps it stable while you rage

🎮 FPS That’ll Make You Smile:
• Fortnite: 160+ FPS
• Valorant: 250+ FPS – literally no stutter
• Apex Legends: 120 FPS
• GTA V: 100+ FPS (mods optional, chaos guaranteed)

⚠️ No swaps. No “maybe later.” Exact build might not always be on the floor, but we’ll hook you up with something similar or slightly better.

📸 Requests for more pictures? Ignored. We don’t have time for games.
📅 Month-end promises or random collection days? Ignored too. See it, like it, pay, collect. No drama.

Grab it. Frag it. Flex it. 🖤

Fraud Alert.Sold me a broken Powersupply, asked for my money back. Is coming up with some dumb stories, be careful with ...
20/08/2025

Fraud Alert.

Sold me a broken Powersupply, asked for my money back. Is coming up with some dumb stories, be careful with this J Vanrensburg man.
There are all he’s details if need be

20/08/2025

When you try and be respectful, but the guy that should be fed to the animals still exists, and hits you “You have a attitude” 😭💀👀

I5 9400F GTX 1660TI RGB FORTNITE GAMING PC AKA BOMATOYTOYPrice: 7650 💰Intel i5 9400 — six cores of pure “get s**t done” ...
10/08/2025

I5 9400F GTX 1660TI RGB FORTNITE GAMING PC AKA BOMATOYTOY

Price: 7650 💰
Intel i5 9400 — six cores of pure “get s**t done” power
16GB Corsair Vengeance DDR4 — so fast, it’ll make your browser tabs jealous
256GB NVMe SSD — boots Windows 11 faster than you can say “where’s my coffee?” 🚀
MSI GTX 1660 Ti — this bad boy crushes games smoother than your ex’s excuses
Evetech RGB case with a fancy glass panel — because your rig deserves to be seen, not hidden under a desk like a shy loser

What can you play and how smooth?
• Fortnite: 100-140 FPS — buttery enough to slip on
• Apex Legends: 90-110 FPS — pew pew with zero lag tantrums
• GTA V: 80-100 FPS — perfect for virtual joyrides without crashes or cops
• Cyberpunk 2077: 40-50 FPS on medium — yeah, it’s a beast, but this rig tames it like a champ
• Call of Duty: Warzone: 70-90 FPS — stomp noobs like it’s your full-time job
• Valorant: 200+ FPS — so smooth, you’ll feel like cheating (but don’t) 🎯

No part swaps, no trade-ins, no selling pieces like a dodgy market stall. This is the full package, baby.

Find me at 98 Voogdy Avenue, Silverton.
Cash only. If you want to game like a legend, this rig’s calling your name.

07/08/2025

If you’re not gonna take delivery, then for the love of logic, don’t whine about taxis and rain. ☔ You had options. You chose vibes.And real talk—what kind of low-IQ scammer puts his address on Google and Facebook ads, steals your money, then waits at the same location like it’s a damn trap house?.Also—please, I beg—stop telling me about your client. I don’t care. Your client doesn’t feed me. You do. I care about your money and making you so happy you’ll be smiling all the way to Egypt and back.Business? Business is war. Rent’s a mess. Forex is whispering sweet nothings again. But we move. Asseblief. 🤣😂😭💀

Fortnite Ryzen Gaming PC with RX560 Graphics Card AKA BomaRento 💥 BOMARENTO – R3,850 💥📍 Melville – 12 Fourth Street💬 Don...
03/08/2025

Fortnite Ryzen Gaming PC with RX560 Graphics Card AKA BomaRento

💥 BOMARENTO – R3,850 💥
📍 Melville – 12 Fourth Street
💬 Don’t ask “Is this available?” Just pull up.

Ryzen 3 1200 🧠
RX560 2GB 🎮
12GB DDR4 RAM 💾
450W PSU ⚡
Full setup, plug in and game – zero drama, no BIOS wizardry required.

🎮 FPS @ 1080p (Low/Med):
• CS2: 90–120 🔫
• Valorant: 150+ 🧠
• Fortnite: 60–80 🌽
• GTA V: 60 🚗💨
• Apex: 45–60 🔫😈
• Elden Ring: 30 FPS – the director’s cut 🐢🎬
• MW3: Slide-cancel straight into disappointment 😅

🖥️ This PC’s like that one uncle — a bit old, kinda loud, but still shows up and gets the job done. Might not win races, but it’ll run circles around your friend’s “gaming laptop.” 😏

Perfect for broke gamers with rich ambitions.
💸 Cash only. No “EFT clears in 3 days” stories.
🚗 Pull up, test it, take it. Or let your cousin grab it first.

🔥 DM if you’re serious. If your budget’s R1,500, I’ll sell you a fan and a firm handshake. 🤝

You guys, would think I’m lying. Times are yough 😭🤣
03/07/2025

You guys, would think I’m lying. Times are yough 😭🤣

30/06/2025

Time to find a new supplier 🫡👀

Address

12 4th Avenue Melville, Johannesburg
Melville
2092

Telephone

+27814485251

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