10/14/2026
SOMEWHERE, A PUBLICIST IS HAVING A VERY LONG WEEK. 🦅
All over a mechanical singing bird.
We're not taking sides in the great $15,000 (now $15 million) bird debate of 2026. Just a little reminder that sometimes the best thing you can do on social media is absolutely nothing.
Not for sale. Now priced at $15 million. Talk about capitalizing on publicity.
Meet Molly. Her publicist is unavailable for comment. 😊