05/10/2013
WARNING! Very GRAPHIC Language: This is what people SHOULD NOT do if they ever want to become a sponsored pilot or rep (based on a true story). A pilot sent an email to a potential sponsor and here is how the conversation went, please note, all names have been removed for obvious reasons. I still can't stop laughing over this.
Pilot: My name Is ____, I have been flying RC helicopters for a few years now, I started flying airplanes when I was __. I own a ____ but I also own a _______. I have used most ____ and I have found that ___ beats ____, Especially ___! The ___ price point and performance and _____ takes the cake IMO.
I have attached some flying videos witch are from a couple of moths ago... I am interested in joining your team and I hope to be in contact soon.
Sponsor: Dear _____, first and foremost, thank you for taking the time to contact ______... We certainly appreciate your interest in ____.
Unfortunately, due to the great number of applicants and the limited number of Rep Positions available, we are unable to bring you on as Rep for the 2013 Team.
It was a very hard decision selecting the team due to everyone sending in such great info and videos! I wish we could have just said "yes" to everyone, but unfortunately this was not feasible.
Pilot: Okay than, F**k you then mother fu**er! I'm selling all my _____ and telling everyone who comes to me for advice locally, that your ____ sucks!! I fly fu***ng awesome and I know my s**t when it comes to _____, you will be the unfortunate one in this case Ass Hole.
If you guys ever want to become a rep or a sponsored pilot, DO NOT EVER DO THIS ;)