02/12/2025
Have you heard about 's new show booth?
"What's that?" you ask, inquisitively.
"Why," the man said, setting his pipe aside, "why, it's only the greatiest of great contraptions! They have this booth, and you can go in and see all kinds of things!"
"Wow!"
"But wait, sonny! It get's better! You can pick a shirt you like, right there, clean as a newborn t-shirt. And they's got lots a colors too!"
You can hardly believe your ears.
"And then, they got this book, I tell ya. And this book is full of the most designs! And you can tell the man which one you like, and he takes the shirt you picked, and he MAKES IT right there on the spot!"
"Right there!?"
"RIGHT THERE while you wait! And it comes out all hot and fresh and steamy and new and just made for you! They've even got exclusive designs that rotate each month and, once they're gone, they're NEVER COMING BACK! So, Jimmy, my boy, get on down to the Fremont Bridge Market starting Feb 22nd, and get one before they're gone!"
As you head out the door, your heart set on a fresh new t-shirt, your mind spinning with questions like 'Who is Jimmy?' and 'Where did that old man get his dope t-shirt', the man shouts after you.
"They've got Hoodies, Caps, and other things toooooooooooo!"