10/01/2026
Court is in session. 🏛️
Today’s defendant: the 2016 homepage.
Bubble buttons? Guilty.
“Learn More” that goes nowhere? Guilty.
Still live in 2026? Very guilty.
Your website shouldn’t have a retirement plan. 🪦
💬 Comment “VERDICT” and we’ll tell you if your site needs a rebrand.
📌 Save this for the next time someone says “the website is fine.”
↗️ Send it to the friend whose site is still stuck in 2016.