03/19/2017
ORPHAN COMPUTERS REACHES SEVEN YEAR MILESTONE.
OUR REPORTER KERMIT THE FROG WAS THERE AT THE SCENE.
“Kermit the Frog here, on the scene at Orphan Computers, 3758 W. Broadway Ave. in Robbinsdale, MN, where on the 15th of March, 2017, Orphie celebrated 7 years of continuous operations at this location.”
“In that time, over 1850 clients have been serviced at the Orphan Computers’ Robbinsdale Shelter Facility, and Orphie was just telling me how much he appreciates their continuing loyalty in returning to have their computers serviced and maintained, and he wants to thank them all for sending in their friends.”
“In my long reporting career, I have seldom seen anyone who so thoroughly enjoys delivering such an outstanding level of service to his customers. An ‘old school’ guy, Orphie likes to think of his customers as family.”
“Hmmm… I will be interviewing Orphie in just a short time, but he is at this moment inside taking care of a customer as I speak. In the meantime, I will interview a gentleman who is approaching the store.”
“You sir, can you tell me why you are coming to Orphan Computers today?”
“You’re a frog!”
“Umm… yes sir, indeed, I am in fact, a frog. Kermit the Frog, reporting live today from Orphan Computers; where you seem to be going. Perhaps you have some computer issues that you need dealt with, would you care to elaborate on that and tell us why you are coming to Orphan Computers today?”
“But… you’re a Frog!!”
“Umm… yes sir, I believe we established that earlier. In point of fact, Amphibia Salientia Anura. Now, would you be so kind as to respond to my question please?”
“You’re a Frog wearing a trench coat and a hat and holding a microphone!”
“You’re not going to answer my question, are you?
“And you are wearing a Tie! How did you manage to tie that knot? You’re a Frog!”
“OK!! OK!! I’M A FROG! I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT I AM A FROG! WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE THAT I AM A FROG? I’M JUST TRYING TO DO A JOB HERE!!!
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