10/14/2026
I've never worked with a cannabis company before, so this week is a first for me.
They have more than few computers, and many of them are slow. The plan is to add more memory to 11 of them. Sounds simple, right?
Here's the catch. Every one of these is an all-in-one, where the computer is built into the back of the screen. Opening one is a lot closer to opening a laptop than a regular tower. Nothing is roomy, and nothing is standard. And since each model is a little different, I can't learn the first one and rush through the other ten.
Then there's the other problem. Some of these machines simply can't take more memory. Their processors have a ceiling, so adding RAM would be money wasted. Those ones get a different treatment: cleaning up Windows, cutting out the things that slow them down on startup, and squeezing out whatever speed is still in there.
It'll be an all-day job, and I'm looking forward to it. Hopefully at the end, a team that had accepted slowness notices the difference right away.
Also, if this works, they would not have to buy new computers, at least in the short term. Sometimes the answer is just a careful afternoon and a small screwdriver.