10/06/2026
There is a rumor that EMS educators occasionally sit down.
It is false.
You finish explaining airway management for the third time.
A hand rises.
“Can you go over that part again? The one with the… you know.”
You nod. You start over.
Then, “break” time. As you doggedly stride toward the restroom, a student blocks your path.
Serious face. Lowered voice.
“Can I see you in your office?”
You follow. It is about a grade, a schedule conflict, or the deep philosophical question of whether the syllabus really means what the syllabus says.
You start again the voyage to the restroom—bladder protesting loudly. Someone cuts you off at the pass with the exact same question that is printed, highlighted, and emailed in three places.
Somewhere a microwave beeps. Your lunch is now a science experiment.
The bathroom remains a distant legend, like reliable overtime or a full night’s sleep.
You look at the clock.
You look at the students.
You look at the empty coffee cup that has been empty for two hours.
Then you remember the ambulance.
When the tones drop, you respond.
No potty break.
No meal break.
No personal needs considered.
Apparently that was not just patient care.
It was faculty orientation.