PizzaLamp's Effects Laboratory

10/18/2019

💊Good Luck on Your World Tour🌎Cannabis Couture Commonplace Quack Compressor Slash De-Stressor. One Kid wants it but he lives in Japan and I’d be sending us both to prison forever I think. CLAIM WHILE YOU CAN, and I’ll build whatever you want in there for my sweet bastard family, ya Rube Hippie Gumbo Nerds❤️
**kyou *****na **d

10/17/2019

FIRST BEFORE MY RANT(no this upcoming rant and song is not directed at any of y’all my sweet bastard bitch children of tone... I have a new place to work for the time being and am moving for the 4th time this 2 months today... Have y’all ever seen Soaceballs? Website coming and s**t up on Reverb maybe even, and shipping my sweet s**t the shipping is coming sweet bastards ❤️ Get Ready🤘And NOW🐍🙏Your Lying Eyes I Won’t Sympathize “I see your lips moving, but I can’t make out the words... I’ve gone deaf!” -Adam Sandler... Ya know, I don’t have to dwell in the past negative pain (no not relationship bulls**t) I chose to reverberate in the positive present, go with the flow and follow my gut, what goes around comes around and in the end I’ll rip it down by living my best life and being the best me I can be, in the Lamp Bastard/ Bitch Army. “Disneyland!” -Adam Sandler If you have something to say, say it, if you have something to prove, prove it, if you wanna live in the matrix good luck squeezing into a VHS cassette. Say it to my face, then I’ll get a crew of people to back me up that you do this s**t on purpose because your brain looks like a brick of Swiss Cheese doused in self induced depression. Everything is a spiral dude RIDE THE SPIRAL... Also say goodbye to everything we know, it’s all about to change, disappear, rearrange and confuse. Your perfect lives and all your order and alphabetized security shall be overrun by a Chaos only known to those who have seen the pants inside out and realized that you belongings in the pockets are safer that way... “it was very embarrassing, very embarrassing indeed, I’ll have a frosty...”
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**kyou (to satan) 👹

09/30/2019

Been Too Long...
**k **kyou

09/22/2019

Look at how happy I am🐰BUT SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND THE IRON CURTAIN🐘 “Do you think this is funny?” Yes Yes Yes I do, I think it’s awesome, weird, funny, cool, surprising... But not as surprising as you calling the cops on me for playing guitar. This is the guy that ripped up my workshop 3 times broke my echoplex and has completely made you my Loyal Bastards Suffer 🎸Let’s pray for his ass he needs it🐇HOBOPIZZALAMP Lamp is on the Road again. See, when you live life on the edge, sometimes even the slightest wind can blow you 1000 miles, like that rad cell shaded Zelda Game for GameCube😎Anyway I’ll be soldering busking and performing in Hollywood, Korea Town, Venice Beach, but not a Beverly Hills Y’all would just ask me if I thought what I was doing was funny, then call the cops... IF ANYONE EVER MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR EXPRESSING YOURSELF JUST REMEMBER HOW SAD THAT PERSON IS AND PLAY LOUDER EXPRESS HARDER AND BE YOURSELF. Respect is for the birds, be a f**kin’ UFO and ignore the haters. If you want a very good example of what my life was like watch the first five minutes of Cheech and Chong up in smoke. “United Fruit!!!” Dont let the man bring you down, smoke w**d, do you, have respect, but within reason. Calm is King 👑 42
**k **kyou

09/22/2019

Look at how happy I am🐰BUT SUDDENLY FROM BEHIND THE IRON CURTAIN🐘 “Do you think this is funny?” Yes Yes Yes I do, I think it’s awesome, weird, funny, cool, surprising... But not as surprising as you calling the cops on me for playing guitar. This is the guy that ripped up my workshop 3 times broke my echoplex and has completely made you my Loyal Bastards Suffer 🎸Let’s pray for his ass he needs it🐇HOBOPIZZALAMP Lamp is on the Road again. See, when you live life on the edge, sometimes even the slightest wind can blow you 1000 miles, like that rad cell shaded Zelda Game for GameCube😎Anyway I’ll be soldering busking and performing in Hollywood, Korea Town, Venice Beach, but not a Beverly Hills Y’all would just ask me if I thought what I was doing was funny, then call the cops... IF ANYONE EVER MAKES YOU FEEL BAD FOR EXPRESSING YOURSELF JUST REMEMBER HOW SAD THAT PERSON IS AND PLAY LOUDER EXPRESS HARDER AND BE YOURSELF. Respect is for the birds, be a f**kin’ UFO and ignore the haters. If you want a very good example of what my life was like watch the first five minutes of Cheech and Chong up in smoke. “United Fruit!!!” Dont let the man bring you down, smoke w**d, do you, have respect, but within reason. Calm is King 👑 42

**k **kyou

09/21/2019

🍭You Spooby Dank Double Basement Livin’ Tone Heads Have No Idea How Much Of An Idea You’re Gonna Have When I’m Done With Ya... TIME MACHINE TIME!!! 😎Let’s Go All The Way Back To 1959... FOR REAL... F**K NOS... This Is ROS!!!! Enjoy This Vague Sketch As Reference. Why Did Every Word Capitalize?
WHERES THAT ORIGINAL BREADBOARD?!? **knos #60’s

09/13/2019

🚨HURRY DM TO CLAIM SHIIIIIIIIIT RUNNNN!!!!🚨 LAMP SOUND PUZZLES” Patent and Copyright and Bodyguard Schematic Protection Pending 💃It’s Hands to the ground the most original and versatile musical instrument, guitar pedal and modular synthesizer ever made📦No joke I just changed the game AGAIN!!! I’m so humble lol... Why? How? Come on baby, it’s the Pizza!!! The tonal pallet of this machine is so expansive that if you rolled it across the United States Like a carpet it would end up wrapped around the world 17 times not including Texas, Spain, Iran or Florida🍭Absolutely infinite fuzz drive dirt spit static tv radio dial tones😉The funkiest dirtiest nastiest delays (about 78,004 settings just on the delay knob)on the planet and surrounding star systems, Noises that rain down like snowflakes and atomic bombs, Seasick Vibe Undulating to sink ships millions of nautical miles away💨 Space stations explode when radio signal mixes with guitar fuzz and gates when you’re not playing so when you play, your notes are the words of talk radio tuned to whatever f**king note you’re playing. I don’t expect you to understand, I don’t understand, you’re not ready, you have never used anything like this before🚗Kids love it as a memory game and Modular Synth, Tone Nerds get ready to start naming some new sounds because I am t heard this Demon make the same sound twice (you can make it every tame, kinda drunk, or L*D roasted flying a jetliner over Uruguay and reading Cosmo. BUY THE FIRST OR ALWAYS FEEL THE STING of missing out on a truly one of a kind machine that will not only change everything we know about sound, it will simply change EVERYTHING🍭Now Go To Your Messages and MAKE AN OFFER. If no one bites by the end of the day, it will be donated to the SoCal Home for Young Adults and Old Peeps with Pitch Sensitive Acute Hypersensitive Hearing Maladies. Why would you ever let that happen 🕯I wanna keep it so bad, but the world needs it🚨

08/30/2019

💨There are pedals like this one here that I accidentally stumble upon or find and after some inspection and head scratching say to myself... “when in the f**k did this get built, it had to be me... was it me?!?”🥤

08/30/2019

08/29/2019

💡What I have to say about Sweet Miss Gravy here goes so far beyond words that I’m an idiot for even still typing, it’s nonsense, I should be Speechless😶All I have are sounds to make, minds to bake, pixel solid snake, echo coded cake, and some dude named Gatsby who thinks he’s so... 🍰The Gravy Boat Reverb💃Get N**e like Robert Redford🐘
@ Los Angeles, California

08/28/2019

🐘Imagine What it Sounds Like in Color!🍃
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“Back in my day you had to buy special shoes to hear music, and even then it was still in only 2 dimensions!” -P. Lamp Owner/ Operator LECP✌️
sound **kyes