06/22/2026
Tiny employee. Big potential! 🍼
Meet ACG’s newest (and youngest) employee: Nolan, our Creative Director Sydney’s little sidekick. He stopped by the office today for his first day on the job and has already fully embraced the Gumby mentality—starting with trying to eat him.
We’re beginning his training with the basics: charming the staff, keeping Mom’s PR image strong and leveraging peak cuteness for maximum ROI. Emails are next. So if you happen to receive a message from us that's mostly gibberish and emojis, you'll know who's working the keyboard. Consider this your official notice: cuteness operations are now live.