12/26/2024
We posted this in a reply to a Blockchain.com post that stated “Not your keys not your crypto”. Turns out we could not share it/perhaps just don’t know how to share it, and thus we are now explaining it in an effort to keep our word.
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I absolutely remembered this, but it appears that “Not my keys” also applies to “Not my house/car/shed/safe/chastity belt/locker/handcuffs/Jigsaw (from Saw) eyeball death trap/hotel room”. I say this since I’ve rambled about my crypto whilst all of the above scenarios spiraled into complete chaos as the result of my inability to understand why no one else seems to care about the price of Bitcoin or my amazing pitch on why they should be buying the Blockchange Hodling Company (aka The Trinity Token) $BLOCK3D (on $SOL VIA $SLCL ).
Needless to say, it is beyond funny that the Jigsaw Murder Puzzle was the most simple scenario to resolve. Turns out anything related to is the true weakness of the franchise’s lead villain, and not even an hour into my crypto ramble the pig masked henchmen, tricycle riding puppet, and leading murder mastermind operating as ALL ran away as fast as possible. Clearly to reform their status in society and absolutely spending as much as possible on the first/only 3D crypto token: BLOCK3D (only on Solana’s blockchain network). Just to be sure that you see how for real we are…
The $BLOCK3D Solana contract address is: 5t1yM4Rm91FyG7ngkcHR93Df4UXimYMnaQmit8VjiTJD
Get + earn bonuses $SLCL tokens by using this link:
https://solcial.io/?ref=blockchange
Here is $BLOCK3D on the :
https://solscan.io/token/5t1yM4Rm91FyG7ngkcHR93Df4UXimYMnaQmit8VjiTJD
Official Blockchange Hodling Company + subsidiaries profiles/pages:
https://hub.xyz/Blockchange
Anyone who is enough of a and truly proving that they are capable of having the attention span to actually read this post can get a very limited blessing…
Just simply follow Blockchange on any of the social media profiles/pages listed on the directory above that you WERE NOT already following us on.
Next simply interact with some of the content on that profile (like, share, comment, etc.) just so that we can validate your participation quicker.
Contact us VIA commenting on this post on our Blockchange / profile (we will be sharing it/pinning it), and let us know you have done the above tasks/where you did them at.
+ Let us know any ideas that you have for how we can grow our business without compromising our morals (or anything you would want to help out with and contribute to the company).
+ Give us your Solana network wallet address.
+ Tell us anything random that you can think of.
That is it! Do these things without messing up and you will receive some $BLOCK3D tokens within 3 Days of completion + you will be entered into a giveaway drawing with any other participants that the BLOCK3D tokens awarded to you. The giveaway will feature a reward consisting of the world’s first “Blockchange: 3DNFT” + a mystery merchandise box + 3 additional crypto coins/token payouts + 6 other randomized rewards/perks/bonuses determined by distribution algorithms.
Overall 3 will win prizes (if 3 people even participate). One last thing to be aware of… If you interact with enough of our content (or our subsidiary project’s content) and make enough noise for us to notice you - we will increase both your rewards & your entries into the giveaway drawing.
Now let’s hope that Blockchain.com is going to be super cool and kind to us instead of destroying us out of spite. We apologize for the inconvenience if this annoys you & we did not mean to disrespect you. Things got out of hand and our funny post just became an event. That’s how we roll and you should keep in mind that doing good deeds (such as helping others be successful by simple stuff like sharing content/listing our token) will always come back to you in a big way. Seriously you can make our day & make a huge change that impacts our entire staff in a positive way. 😉
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