05/29/2026
the AND1 belligerent dude ~~ May's worst customer
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He stormed into my store about 1:00 PM today, Friday 29th.
Said he had an AND1 turntable. He laid the cartridge body on the counter. It was a cheap ceramic cartridge, like you find on bottom-of-the-line Crosley and Innovative Technology entry-level sets. Lo-Fi, not Hi-Fi.
It had no needle. He wanted a replacement needle. The cartridge body looked like it was missing a spring clip. I'd never heard of AND1 as a turntable brand. So I excused myself, walked to my office and went online.
A regular Google search turned up nothing. Then I did AI. Here's what Google AI had to say: "No, AND1 is not a turntable brand. It is a well-known American footwear, apparel, and sporting goods company that specializes in basketball gear and streetwear."
I changed my AI query to ANDONE, and tried again. AI said that ANDOVER-1 was a "highly-prized, luxury" all-in-one turntable brand. But a "highly-prized, luxury" set would not use an ultra-cheap ceramic cartridge.
I returned to the counter and asked him if he had the original needle, so I could match it up. At this point, he flew into a rage, "Do you have the needle or not!!!!!!!!!???????"
He pulled his cap down over the top of his face, in a gesture of defiance and anger. At this point, had be been a hand-grenade, he would've pulled his own pin.
I told him to leave my store and try someone else.