05/14/2026
Picture this: You wake up and it’s 2009. You drive to the Sprint Store and grab a case for your new Blackberry with Direct Connect. The Family phone bill is $107 for the month and you got in trouble because you used all 1500 minutes of family’s shared allowance. You swing by Hollister at the Hamilton Mall and get a new shirt and puka shell necklace for vacation on your way to ACY. You arrive at the airport 11 minutes before your flight takes off. You watched the lady at the Spirit counter curse out a pregnant mother with 5 kids. You put your wired headphones in and turn on your MP3 player. Poker Face by Lady Gaga is playing. Life is good.
