Computer Clean & Repair

06/07/2019

Contact me to ensure you get protected!

The U.S. National Security Agency (NSA) has taken the highly unusual step of telling Microsoft Windows users to update now and warning of the "devastating" damage that could occur from a "flaw" if they don't. Here's what you need to know and what you need to do next...

05/09/2019

Most of my days...

One IT manager sent me this videoclip. She said "it will give you some insight as to what IT managers face when trying to bring new technology to an organiza...

04/15/2019

JOKE:
The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship with her husband) presumably did it as a joke.
Then she got a reply which was way too good to keep to herself.
The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius! The query:

“Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and
then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate.”



The response (that came weeks later out of the blue):
“Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command:
I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2.
Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version.
Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0
as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0.
Best of luck!”

03/31/2019

While we move from 3G to 4G to 5G on the Cellular Network, a product that hasn't changed much in the last 10 years is Wi-Fi.

Here is the next big thing to come your Wi-Fi Network. Say "Hello" to Wi-Fi 6!!

10/15/2018

Have a problem with your mobile device? Call me and I'll get you fixed up!

08/19/2018

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11/08/2017

http://a.msn.com/r/2/AAuwiMe?a=1&m=EN-US

A simple misconfiguration spiraled into outages for internet service providers and large internet platforms around the US.

05/17/2017

Prevent Crypto Malware with this free tool. Don't let WannaCry in your computer in the first place.

YES, this is the original CryptoLocker prevention tool you’ve read about, designed to prevent infection from the first “ransomware” threat which emerged in late 2013, encrypting v…

02/02/2017

It’s not a Verizon commercial: If you receive a phone call from someone asking “can you hear me,” hang up.