08/11/2026
Tom Homan has entered the chat with the enthusiasm of a man who just discovered unlimited free Wi‑Fi.
He declares Trump “the greatest president in my lifetime,” then recounts his D.C. survival era — apparently a time when walking outside required a concealed weapon and possibly a soundtrack.
Now? “Safest city in the country,” he says, listing arrests like he’s reading off a Black Friday haul.
Memphis? Fixed.
Chicago? “Please let the president help; it’s basically a weekend paintball arena but with worse rules.”