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Columbia iRepair is locally owned and able to give you the best prices for repairs and customizations, the most money for your trade ins. If you have any questions or inquires, feel free to call or text 573 864 8914 at any time. You can also post questions on the wall or directly message them on here.

Hey there, Hey there, Hey there.  IT's BEEN a bit!!!I am not even sure it rains in Columbia hardly anymore, but the skie...
07/05/2023

Hey there, Hey there, Hey there. IT's BEEN a bit!!!

I am not even sure it rains in Columbia hardly anymore, but the skies are usually blue, and we have new deals just for YOU!!!

We have a wide array of all-in-one and desktop computers starting at $100

Every one of these computers is capable for a student this fall or someone wanting to do daily computer work at home

Solid State Drives
Windows 10 pre-loaded
Keyboard and mouse
Monitor included with the desktops.

Starting and a whole whopping $100!!!!

I don't even need the imaginary sales trick of pricing them at $99 to make people feel better. When you get one of these home and see how much it can do, you may come back and give me an extra dollar.

SERIOUSLY. These are great options for the home and students alike

Hope to see you soon!

Major gripe with the GOOGLE  - WE ARE THE MOST OPEN.  OPEN OPEN OPEN.  $10 to $20 off ALL REPAIRS for the NEXT 30 DAYS!!...
06/22/2022

Major gripe with the GOOGLE - WE ARE THE MOST OPEN. OPEN OPEN OPEN. $10 to $20 off ALL REPAIRS for the NEXT 30 DAYS!!!!

Google allows for, "users" to make suggestions about businesses and post them. See how that ORANGE catches your eye in the pic? GUESS WHAT? It's wrong!!! WE ARE OPEN. I can even log into my google business page, tell them this is incorrect, but they wont pull it down. No telling how many people we weren't able to help because of this. WE EVEN HAVE REVIEWS THAT WERE SUBMITTED WHILE THIS "SUGGESTION." WAS UP.

So, I don't know what to do, other than ask for help to combat what this, "unknown user." Is trying to accomplish:

1) Please go to https://www.google.com/search?q=columbia+irepair&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS952US952&oq=columbia+irepair&aqs=chrome..69i57.4512j0j1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
2) Please click on the ORANGE link that says "Someone suggested this status PERMANENTLY CLOSED."
3) Then click that the info is wrong
4) If so inclined, leave a review about a positive experience at iRepair so they can see recent engagement of, "real USERS." right now.

A) $10 OFF ALL REPAIRS for EVERYONE until July 21st.
B) If you can show me a screen shot of you marking this erroneous suggestion as wrong, you'll get another $5 off.
C) An honest review will earn you another $5 off

It'll get you up to $20 off. But really, I need help. We are open and its important to me to have the opportunity to work with anyone that may need it. We don't want to miss out. For the success of the business and because I truly enjoy talking to everyone that stops by. I'm s little riled up, but I tamed the message per my sisters guidance. She's an English teacher and helps me with my vocabulary.

Let's get Google's STUPID algorithm outta rhythm

Thanks!!!!

06/04/2022

Ok,

Sorry for the delay and keeping everyone at the edge of their seat.

After official review, Charles Bruce III answered the order correctly first.

Now, to make things interesting, lets allow for a free charger and wall plug on this thing.

I must say, I am most pleased with another Charles showing his prowess in a bu****it contest made up by a... Charles.

However, skip what could have been #7. To allow Charles Bruce III to receive a charging cord and wall plug in addition to the iPad, he must guess number 8.

Anyone can give suggestions, He may only post once with an answer.

Remember, everyone wanted this apple, but they didn't get it.

Let's Go, Chazzzzz

(You can pick it up Monday)!!!!

06/02/2022

Still NEED SOMEONE TO GET this iPad 8!!!

Ok, bear with me. We have to remember, and many of you do not know me, but this is about what I like, and whether or not you can guess it....

1) Cantaloupe (Orange Melon)
2) Watermelon
3) Green Grapes
4) ?
5) ?
6) ?

Green grapes... I mean. Green Friggin' Grapes are Awesome! I don’t even rinse them when I get them. I literally just thank them for the sustenance they provide.

Now, remember, you have to guess in the correct order. I'm willing to give up this apple tablet.

Now, as a clue to #4, I am going to go a bit, "batty." Here.

I have a bone to pick with, "Avatar." "Avatar," is essentially a remake of a very enjoyable movie I grew up with, which was, "FernGully: The Last Rainforest." Umm... not kidding, No credit given.

If he didn't think I'd notice, I guess I'll refer to him as James CaMORON. Can't get that past me. "Avatar," Should have been, "FernGully, Not Again?!?!"

Now, This all star cast included Robin Williams, Christian Slater, and Cheech and Chong. Not joking.

Robin Williams' character as the bat was incorrectly portrayed as a (short-sighted) blind idiot. HAHA Nice GAG. Really, he's a fruit bat, which can see totally fine

They like berries, avocados, and dates, (which I don't). They also like Wild dates, but those weren't on the list (no comment).

However, they also like the fruit that comes in #4. I know this whole thing is a little batty, but Gwen Stefani would call #4 something else.

Still gotta get 5 and 6.

Hollaback, girl!

06/01/2022

WIN this iPad 8!!!!

Ok, no one got all 6 correct, so here is where we are at

1) Cantaloupe
2) Watermelon
3) ?
4) ?
5) ?
6) ?

The other fruits remain in line tapping their feetsies like Sonic the Hedgehog....

Watermelon is awesome. It comes in more than one color. It is either seedless or not. Its easy to east. Better than water, and #2.

Lets get these other 4. I am giving away an apple, so....

LETS GO!

WIN an iPad 8!!ANOTHER silly contest.  While we hope as many people as possible got to skip a case of the, "Mondays." Tu...
05/30/2022

WIN an iPad 8!!

ANOTHER silly contest. While we hope as many people as possible got to skip a case of the, "Mondays." Tuesday is coming for you.

Just like Mike Tyson, "Lennox, I'm coming for youuu." However, Mike was a day late, and Lennox succeeded. So don't let today make you think you cant win an iPad 8 this week.

That being said, we are ranking MY FAVORITE FRUITS. Not what is best, but what I think is best. Therefore we will enlist 12 obvious candidates, from which to rank 1- 6 and not tell the remaining four they did not make it. I will release one additional on my ranking should no one get it correct, culminating on Sunday.

Candidates:

-Bananas
-Green Grapes
-Apples
-Plums
-Cantaloupes
-Watermelon
-Pineapple
-Pears
-Raspberries
-Avocado
-Straw berries
-Oranges
-Cherry
-Kiwi

I will reveal #1 later this evening. With a short, reasonable explanation.

We start NOW.

03/21/2022

SERIOUSLY, I HAD SOME TIME ON MY HANDS

Back in the mid 1990s, I was lucky to be guided by my three sisters. Really, without them, I would be a nothing of some other something.

When my parents would go out on "dates," they would leave me in the care of my sisters. Instead of playing, "House." Sometimes we would play, "Boat."

I didn't name the game, some moron in my family did. It should have been named, "Cruise ship of the Elite."

Anyway, my sister's gave me the honor of guarding the "dungeon."

THIS WAS PUTTING ME IN A FAUX LATHER JACKET AND SUNGLASSES AND HAVING ME SIT IN THE BASEMENT FOR 8 HOURS

Every once in awhile, they would yell down to me, "everything ok down there?!?"

"YOU BETCHA"

Of course, I never would allow any imaginary prisoner escape to harm the women on the deck above.

Due to their practice as babysitters of their brother, I am proud to say my sisters have grown up to be great mothers. With an assist from me guarding the dangerous people in that dungeon.

LISTEN, WE WERE MEANT FOR THIS!!!!So, back in 2004....  I ran into a little issue with the "MAN."Basically, at my partic...
03/15/2022

LISTEN, WE WERE MEANT FOR THIS!!!!
So, back in 2004.... I ran into a little issue with the "MAN."

Basically, at my particular high school, prior to lunch hours and after, the vending machines were "disabled." This was to prevent students from much needed nutrients and therefore lower test scores just above the minimum for certification. That way the school could show impressive improvement year over year the following year.

Now, I, understanding the importance of Mountain Dew towards a high school students productivity and not wanting to "mail it in." decided to wire a refrigerator into my locker and sell soft drinks and deli sammiches during passing periods. No one knows for sure, but the sustenance probably saved several lives, although the school apparently believed that my electrical work was suspect. (Let's be real, my grandfather taught me. I did it perfect.). Shutting down vending machines in 2004 cold turkey probably endangered several children.
For this maneuver, I was shut down. Suspended. Shamed. Smeared. Caught April 1st. Not fooling you. Actual suspension confirmed on April 5th. A legend almost 9 years later

Listen. We are tinkerers. We love what we do. We are really good.

IF You run into a problem, bring your device down and we will shoot you straight

https://www.ebay.com/itm/304390000717?mkevt=1&mkcid=16&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0Hey there!  Check out below for a link to ...
03/09/2022

https://www.ebay.com/itm/304390000717?mkevt=1&mkcid=16&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0

Hey there!

Check out below for a link to several MacBook Airs we have for sale.

These are 2015 models. A1466. But an awesome budget option, especially for college students looking to get into an apple laptop.

They are listed on ebay, but would love to sell them locally.

Bonus:

If you answer a trivia question correctly while purchasing in store, you'll get a discount!

How much of a discount? Well. Maybe that's the trivia question!

Call or text at 573-864-8914

Used Macbook Air in great condition. These are great entry level Apple computers that can serve most, if not all needs for a college student at an affordable price.

03/05/2022

Remember this is listing 1 - 8 as what I think would be good for ME. I'm finding that I have no idea

Ok,

So clearly I missed out on a few days. Hanging out with eligible bachelorette #5 was.... A little more than I expected.

Merida is so brave, I already was a big ole' wuss before she really threw it down. That girl has got it, but she'd always be having to make up for my deficiencies. She would make it, I wouldn't.

So,
#5) Merida, she's like the cupid with a poisoned arrow and I would fret constantly that I would upset her.
6) Tiana, totally. Tiana is my Jam, but she flatly said no. She's still #6, for me. It's clear she knows that I'm not even on her list. It's cool, I guess. Unlike Merida, I wish I had a shot.
#7) Moana. Just like someone below stated. I have come to understand I would want a woman that wants me, but doesn't need me. Moana doesn't have a cell phone. If she did, she wouldn't break it. I am a nothing to her, until she DMs me one night saying it would be helpful if she had a cell phone

So, current list:
1) Ariel
2) Belle
3) Pocahontas
4) Jasmine
5) Medina
6) Tiana
7) Moana
😎 ?

First one to line the top 8 in the right order (namely, getting number 8 right) wins.

Ok,  So Facebook sent me an email complaining that a third party was upset that we are infringing on their property Real...
03/03/2022

Ok,

So Facebook sent me an email complaining that a third party was upset that we are infringing on their property

Really? Sorry, the fairer s*x is not a piece of property. The audacity to take that stance during Women's history month? Unbelievable. Everyone knows, I don't own women, they own me.

Ariel left me, but she won't talk to me about it. Actually, communication between us two was never spectacular.

Belle.. I am not sure what happened with Belle, but it seemed kind of like if Ariel didn't want me, she didn't think I was as desirable anymore, either. For Belle to like me, Ariel has to like me? But, if Belle catches me talking to Ariel, that's a problem?!?! Ariel doesn't even talk!!

Pocahantas, she..... I can't say anything that i think is funny about this without saying something out of line. It just couldn't work.

So, #4 Jasmine.

Jasmine.. The beginning was so exciting, but then when I bought her an android, she looked at me weird. After a moment of silence, she told me Aladdin gave her an Apple. WTF?

I don't know. I think to conquer the world, I just really need a powerful, independent women. She has to be brave.

Columbia iRepair repairs all types of devices including smartphones and computers. We also buy and sell used devices. Call us today for more information.

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1300 Business Loop 70 E
Columbia, MO
65201

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Monday 10am - 6pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 10am - 6pm
Thursday 10am - 6pm
Friday 10am - 6pm
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