09/24/2026
Meet the newest member of the Boingo team: Boingo Bot.
We’ve been hearing a lot about AI, automation and robots changing the workplace.
We didn’t want to get left behind.
So we invested heavily in our own proprietary technology.
Boingo Bot.
He has no AI.
No internet connection.
No processor.
No battery.
In fact, he’s made of wood.
On the plus side, he never needs a software update, doesn’t require a subscription, and has yet to hallucinate an answer.
We’re still working on what he actually does.
But once we put the Boingo logo on him, he became a branded promotional product.
And that we know how to do.