DMV Computerman LLC

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10/09/2026

Leveraging credit was one of the biggest CHEAT CODES to growing my business. 💳💰

I’m not saying I couldn’t have built what I’ve built without it… but I can tell you one thing: it would’ve taken me a WHOLE LOT LONGER! 💯

Once I understood how to properly leverage credit and use OPM (Other People’s Money), it changed the way I approached business.

Instead of waiting until I saved enough cash to make every move, I learned how to use financing strategically to purchase inventory, invest in equipment, and create opportunities to generate more revenue.

But here’s the part people overlook: Credit is a tool, not free money. You still need a plan, cash flow, discipline, and the ability to pay that money back.

The goal isn’t to get into debt just because somebody approved you.

The goal is to use money to make money without putting yourself in a financial hole. 📈

Some people use credit to LOOK successful. I learned to use credit to BUILD something successful.

Learn the game. Build your credit. Understand leverage. And make your money work smarter. 💎

Business owners, are y’all leveraging credit or still funding everything out of pocket? 👇🏾

10/08/2026

All I did was ask Miss Myra to bring us some lunch… now she acting like she got ownership rights over me! 😭😂

Ma’am, I asked for a PLATE, not a lifelong commitment! 🤣

Now she talking about I need to come over her house.

NO, MISS MYRA! I AM NOT COMING TO YOUR HOUSE! 😂😂

See, this why you gotta be careful accepting favors. Next thing you know, somebody think you owe them visitation rights. 😭🤣

Anybody else got somebody in their life who does ONE favor and starts making demands? 😂

10/07/2026

I had a conversation yesterday with a good man about marketing and the skits I make for my business.

I told him something I really believe: your brand could probably be a lot bigger if you stopped worrying so much about what people are going to think when you market it.

Every post ain’t gonna be cool. Every skit ain’t gonna make everybody laugh. Some people might think it’s corny. WHO CARES? 😂

The question is: Did they see it? Did they remember it? Do they know what you do?

Because that’s the job.

The marketing gotta MARKET. 🎯

Get attention. Build awareness. Stay in front of your demographic. Make your business the first name they think about when they finally need what you sell.

I’m not making these skits because I’m trying to win an Oscar. 😂 I’m making them because every time you see my face, I want DMV Computerman somewhere in the back of your mind.

You might laugh at the skit today and need a MacBook repaired six months from now.

Guess who you’re probably gonna remember? 😂💻

Stop trying to make marketing that everybody approves of. Make marketing they can’t forget. 💯

10/06/2026

“Do it for Marcus!”

Man, hell nah… I’m doing it for ME AND MINE! 😂💯

We grown now. Bills grown. Kids grown. Responsibilities grown. Ain’t no more:

“Bro, look out for me.”
“Bro, what’s the family price?”
“Bro, you can do it for the low?”

😂😂😂 WE AIN’T IN HIGH SCHOOL NO MORE!

I love everybody, but please don’t come asking for the hookup. I got a family, employees, overhead and goals just like everybody else.

Support your people the same way you support folks you don’t know. Pay the price, leave a review, refer somebody and keep it moving. 🤝🏾💰

The real hookup is knowing somebody you can trust to do the job right. 💯

10/06/2026

POV: You get back from vacation, finally check the voicemail… and apparently everybody took my vacation personally. 😭😂

Voicemail #1: “I’ve been calling ALL WEEK!”
Voicemail #2: “This is ridiculous!”
Voicemail #3: already cussing before the beep finished 😭

Damn, I can’t take a few days off?! 😂😂

Being a business owner is crazy because you don’t realize how much people depend on you until you ain’t there.

I appreciate y’all needing me… but next vacation I might need a vacation phone too. 📵😂

I’m back now though. Y’all can stop cussing me out. 🤣💻

10/05/2026

We can fix your tech issues… but we gotta find that sweet spot when you explain the problem. 😂💻

Don’t call saying:

“I believe the motherboard has a short in the 12-volt rail causing the GPU to malfunction.”

Sir… just tell me the screen went black. 😭😂

But don’t go TOO far the other way either:

“Yeah, the thing ain’t doing the thing it normally do.”

WHAT THING?! 🤣🤣

Tell us what happened, what you were doing when it happened, and what the device is doing now. Let US figure out the technical part.

You don’t have to diagnose it for us… but damn, give us something to work with! 😂🔧

Somewhere between “it don’t work” and “I watched a 45-minute YouTube repair video” is perfect. 🎯😂

10/03/2026

One thing you don’t do is touch another man/woman’s food lol. 😂 They will be coming to check you bout they plate 🍽️

10/02/2026

😂 Somebody asked me yesterday if I’ve ever been tested for ADHD…

I’m like why does it matter?! The work still gets DONE! 😂

I might start one task, jump to another, answer three texts, remember something I forgot yesterday, come back to the first task and somehow start a fourth…

BUT IT ALL GETS DONE. 😭💯

I just do it MY WAY… like Usher. 😂🎶

Don’t worry about my process. Just check the results. 🤣💻💰

09/30/2026

Business is Business buddy please bring cash or card lol 😂

09/28/2026

😂 I swear technical support calls would be 50% shorter if people did 50% more listening.

Customer: “I need help with my computer.”

Me: “Okay, click—”

Customer: “See what happened was… and my cousin said… and then I Googled it… and I think it’s the motherboard… but somebody on YouTube said…” 😭😭

Meanwhile I’m sitting there like… “You called ME, remember?” 😂

I can’t troubleshoot the problem if every time I ask a question, you give me a TED Talk instead of an answer.

Sometimes the best thing you can do when you call tech support is describe the problem, answer the questions, and LET THE TECH COOK. 😂💻🔧

Because if you already know what’s wrong, why you call me?! 🤣

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714 Ritchie Road
Capitol Heights, MD
20743

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Wednesday 12am - 5pm
Thursday 12pm - 5:30pm
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