15/06/2026
Your laptop:
💻 "I'm fine."
Also your laptop:
❌ Takes 15 minutes to open Chrome
❌ Sounds like a Caribbean Airlines flight preparing for takeoff
❌ Freezes every time you're about to save your work
❌ Has 99+ tabs open and surviving on pure vibes
😭😭😭
At this point, it's not a computer problem... it's a cry for help.
Bring it to Tech Drive before it starts writing its own resignation letter.
📍 Fairfield Road, Princes Town
