Matt's It Ltd

Matt's It Ltd Is your computer going slow and frustrating you? Come and see us for all your computer repair needs, sales and service.

F**k I have some awesome customers, always nice getting a little thank you for a job well done 🥰
06/05/2026

F**k I have some awesome customers, always nice getting a little thank you for a job well done 🥰

Hope everyone has an awesome Easter.  Take care and eat chocolate 🍫!!!!
02/04/2026

Hope everyone has an awesome Easter. Take care and eat chocolate 🍫!!!!

25/02/2026

Love this!!!

I had a call from a scammer the other day. 📞😄
Me: “Hello.”
Scammer: (Heavy Foreign Accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.”
Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”
Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many reports.”
Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?”
Scammer: “It’s okay, Madam. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?”
Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”
Scammer: “Good, Madam. Please push the Start button.”
Me: “I think it’s already on.”
Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Now click on Control Panel.”
Me: “I don’t see that.”
Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”
Me: “Yes.”
Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.”
Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.”
Scammer: “Yes, Madam. Now press Internet Options.”
Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.”
Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Madam. Press the Start button again.”
Me: “Okay. Same as before.”
Scammer: “That’s fine, Madam. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.”
Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.”
Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?”
Me: “I usually press the big button.”
Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Press that button.”
Me: “Okay.”
Scammer: “Is your device off?”
Me: “No. The door popped open.”
Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?”
Me: “No. There’s a burrito.” 🌯
Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”
Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.” 😂
Click. ☎️

I'm seeing this sort of scam on the rise again.   Impersonating a bank to gain funds through fraudulent means by highjac...
20/02/2026

I'm seeing this sort of scam on the rise again. Impersonating a bank to gain funds through fraudulent means by highjacking a New Zealand cell number and using What's App...

Finally getting the new location up and running...   🥰
08/02/2026

Finally getting the new location up and running... 🥰

Well, we have moved the business back home to Bellgrove subdivision off Kippenberger Ave (near Lamb & Hayward)Same atmps...
06/02/2026

Well, we have moved the business back home to Bellgrove subdivision off Kippenberger Ave (near Lamb & Hayward)
Same atmpsphere and friendly service 😀

We will be checking voice messages from time to time over the break - for emergencies - Best to text.Thanks 😀
19/12/2025

We will be checking voice messages from time to time over the break - for emergencies - Best to text.
Thanks 😀

Aww, I have some awesome customers.  After delivering and setting up a new laptop.  I get this little goodie bag on the ...
04/12/2025

Aww, I have some awesome customers. After delivering and setting up a new laptop. I get this little goodie bag on the way out. Sandwich and fudge 🥰

Well, time to start installing Windows 11. Should only take about 4 months. Not in a rush, so I'll only be spending abou...
19/10/2025

Well, time to start installing Windows 11. Should only take about 4 months. Not in a rush, so I'll only be spending about 3 hours a day swapping out the floppy disk's.

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**SINGLE OPERATION**
- Swapping out the old disk and putting in the new one.
- Waiting for the disk to be read by the computer.
- Accounting for minor delays or human error.
- Taking about 30 seconds per one disk swap.

**TIME PER DISK**
- Total number of disk swaps: 45,686 Time per disk swap: 30 seconds.
- Total time in seconds: 45,686 disks * 30 seconds/disk = 1,370,580 seconds.
- Total time in hours: 1,370,580 seconds / 3600 seconds/hour = 380.72 hours.

**DAILY PROGRESS**
- Daily time investment: 180 minutes = 3 hours.
- 3 hours / 60 minutes / hour = 180 minutes.
- 180 minutes / 60 seconds / minute = 10,800 seconds.
- 10,800 seconds / 30 seconds per task = 360 tasks.

**CALCULATE TOTAL DAYS**
- Total installation time: 380.72 hours.
- Daily time investment: 3 hours.
- Total days: 380.72 hours / 3 hours / day = 126.91 days.

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And so it will take approximately 127 days or 4 Months to complete. Now lets just hope none of the disks are corrupted.

Last Fun day for School holidays before ploughing back into the work load :)
28/09/2025

Last Fun day for School holidays before ploughing back into the work load :)

Address

8 Steggall Road
Rangiora
7400

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5:30pm
Tuesday 9am - 5:30pm
Wednesday 9am - 5:30pm
Thursday 9am - 5:30pm
Friday 9am - 5:30pm

Telephone

+6433137272

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