Cool Tees NZ

01/06/2026

Some people really should come with a warning label...

If you're known for speaking your mind, delivering the occasional sarcastic comment, or keeping your friends on their toes, this tee might be made for you.

Comfortable, casual, and guaranteed to get a few laughs, it's perfect for those who appreciate a bit of humour and don't take life too seriously.

👉 Check it out here:
https://www.cooltees.nz/sarcasm-tees/im-not-sarcastic-printed-t-shirt/

📞 Cool Tees NZ — 03 218 3509

'I'M NOT SARCASTIC. I'm just intelligent beyond your understanding.'

28/05/2026

Some T-shirts don't need much explanation... they just make people smile.

Comfortable, easy to wear, and guaranteed to get a few knowing nods, this tee is perfect for everyday wear, weekends, and anyone who enjoys a bit of humour without taking life too seriously.

A great addition to any casual wardrobe.

👉 View product:
https://www.cooltees.nz/funny-tees/batman-printed-t-shirt/

📞 Cool Tees NZ — 03 218 3509

Funny T-Shirt: "I'm Not Saying I'm Batman I'm Just Saying No One Has Ever Seen Me And Batman Together" Printed T-ShirtDesigned as unisex Pure cotton 185gsm 9 colours available Sizes from Kids small to 4XLThis Cool and Funny NZ t-shirt is a great gift for Batman fans.

27/05/2026

Some people are just born to fish… unfortunately work gets in the way.

A great tee for anyone who’d rather be casting a line than sitting at a desk. Comfortable, casual, and perfect for weekend missions or everyday wear.

👉 Check it out here:
https://www.cooltees.nz/adventure-tees/born-to-fish-t-shirt/

📞 Cool Tees NZ — 03 218 3509

'Born To Fish Forced To Work'

20/05/2026

Professional, clean, and ready for the job.

Our custom Security tees are ideal for events, venues, clubs, patrol teams, and site staff needing a clear professional appearance.

✔️ Front & back printing available
✔️ Comfortable everyday wear
✔️ Great for teams & organisations
✔️ Custom apparel options available

Need branded workwear for your business or event? We can help.

👉 https://www.cooltees.nz
📞 03 218 3509

"Security Printed T-Shirt".Two sides printed T-Shirt Let us know what you want to see on your t-shirt and we will print on it. Pure cotton 185gsm Sizes from Small to 4XLThis corporate t-shirt is great for your security staff.

14/05/2026

Simple. Stylish. You.
Our “Anahera” tee is comfortable and perfect for everyday wear.
A beautiful feminine design that’s easy to pair with your jeans, shorts, or layers.
🛒 Shop now: https://www.cooltees.nz/kiwiana-tees/anahera-t-shirt/
📞 03 218 3509
Thanks for supporting local

13/05/2026

Stylish tees. Made for you.

Starting from $34.95

👉 https://www.cooltees.nz/cool-tees/rose-t-shirt/
📞 03 218 3509

11/05/2026

Stuck for a gift?

You can’t go wrong with a bit of Kiwiana

Our Kiwiana t-shirts make the perfect gift for birthdays, going-away presents, or sending a slice of home overseas.

✔️ Printed right here in NZ
✔️ Comfortable, everyday fit
✔️ Unique Kiwi-inspired designs
✔️ Built to last

From just $29.95
NZ-wide delivery
https://www.cooltees.nz/kiwiana-tees

29/04/2026

Mothers day is fast approaching, don't run out of time to get that Mother figure in your life a gift.
There are so many different types of Mum's out there. From Bio, Adopted, Step, Aunts, Grandparent, Family Friends, and so many more!

19/12/2025

🎄🎅 MERRY CHRISTMAS from Cooltees.nz! 🎅🎄

We’re wrapping up another year of hilarious tees, last-minute shoppers. Huge thanks to everyone who supported us, shared a laugh with us, or rocked one of our designs in public — you’re absolute legends!

This year’s stand-out favourites:
👕 Nope. Not Today
👕 Santa’s Favourite Ho Ho Ho (the PG one!)
👕 Official Pavlova Judge
👕 Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want To Come
👕 The Grinch Stole My Melted Ice Cream
👕 Beers for Santa

🎁 HOLIDAY HOURS:
Closed: 20 Dec – 11 Jan
Back open: Mon 12 Jan 2026

Have a safe, sunny Kiwi Christmas — and don’t forget sunscreen… the NZ sun hits harder than a dropped pav on Christmas Day! ☀️🤣

19/12/2025

“Our Funniest Xmas Tees So Far”

🎅 Xmas Tee Hall of Fame (or Shame… depending who you ask 😂)

We’ve printed some absolute pearler Christmas tees over the years — from the classic:

“Resting Grinch Face”

“Jingle All the Way… No One Likes a Half-Arsed Jingle”

“Dear Santa, I Can Explain (…sort of)”

to the unforgettable “Dad Bod Sleigh Ride” 💀

If your family Xmas needs a giggle (or a distraction from Uncle Kev’s snoring), flick us a message — we’ll whip you up the perfect festive masterpiece - Opps sorry too late for this year, keep in mind for next Xmas.
🎁😎 Custom tees always welcome — the weirder the better.