05/10/2026
Come for the spectacular views, stay for the battle against everyoneโs favourite office villain: the humble printer. ๐จ๏ธ๐ฅ
I spent today enjoying spectacular views while simultaneously wrestling with the ultimate workplace antagonist: the printer.
It was throwing a tantrum over an "unknown jam." Brand new parts didn't fix it. It forced me deep into the belly of the beast to perform exploratory surgery to find it's malignant foreign object.
The criminal? A microscopic, asphalt-covered piece of glass. I tried to get a mugshot for the internet, but it literally threw itself into the carpet to avoid being publicly shamed.
If anyone needs me, Iโll be vacuuming for evidence.
Any guess's as to where in Aotearoa this printer was?