18/07/2022
1. Teacher: Name a bird that has wings but cannot fly
Student: A dead bird. πππ
2. Never listen to Celine Dion when you're heartbroken, that lady make things worse.πππ
3. You cannot need people's money urgently unless you're a thief.πππ
4. On your birthday, you asked him to take you out. On his birthday, you also asked him to take you out. Are you a dustbin? πππ
5. In primary school, I had a huge crush on this girl, so I always submit my notebook on top of her own. Even if we can't cuddle physically, we can cuddle educationally.πππ
6. I just finished eating in my neighbor's house. How long do I need to wait before leaving, so it doesn't look like I came for food.πππ
7. That fake happiness after break up is not good for your health. You can faint while smiling.πππ
8. My room mate is telling his girl that he will buy a car for her. But he will use soap until it looks like a sim card.πππ
9. Someone said "fall in love with your problems" maybe they'll leave you too. Don't ask me who said it. πππ
10. Love used to be blind but now it has received treatment, it now looks at you, your pockets and even your account balance.πππ
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