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๐—–๐—”๐—ก ๐—œ ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ก ๐—˜๐—ซ๐—–๐—˜๐—Ÿ ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—•๐—˜ ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—™๐—œ๐—–๐—œ๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง ๐—œ๐—ก ๐Ÿญ ๐—ช๐—˜๐—˜๐—ž?We spent the whole of our childhood, 5-12 years, learning the English lang...
15/06/2026

๐—–๐—”๐—ก ๐—œ ๐—Ÿ๐—˜๐—”๐—ฅ๐—ก ๐—˜๐—ซ๐—–๐—˜๐—Ÿ ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—•๐—˜ ๐—ฃ๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—™๐—œ๐—–๐—œ๐—˜๐—ก๐—ง ๐—œ๐—ก ๐Ÿญ ๐—ช๐—˜๐—˜๐—ž?

We spent the whole of our childhood, 5-12 years, learning the English language. Then spend the rest of our lives trying to perfect our writing and speaking fluency in English.

But when it comes to learning a skill that will pay you for life, you want to do it in haste. You want to know Excel and be proficient in complex formulas and all of it in 1 week. That's not possible.

๐—˜๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—น๐˜-๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€, with more than ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€ available, depending on the version and updates.

๐—•๐˜‚๐—ถ๐—น๐˜-๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—™๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€: The latest versions of Excel include 500+ functions that cover a wide range of operations, including mathematical, statistical, logical, and text manipulation functions

๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—Ÿ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐˜€: Some sources indicate that there are over 1000 working Excel formulas when considering all the variations and combinations of these functions. This includes advanced functions like VLOOKUP, XLOOKUP, FILTER, and others that enhance data analysis capabilities.

๐—ฉ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฆ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ณ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜€: For instance, Excel 2021 alone has over 470 functions, showcasing the extensive capabilities of the software

You don't need to learn all the formulas. But anything you learn in a hurry, you're bound to make mistakes at work. You cannot confidently deliver a good job with the skill because you're not grounded in it.

And that is why it is important to stay focused and learn one good skill and upgrade your knowledge gradually till you become a pro at it.

Start today. Dedicate the next 6 months to learning Excel from scratch. Don't miss a day without opening the worksheet to apply one of the lessons you've learnt.

Do this for 6 months straight, and you will see a big difference.

Ready to learn Excel?
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๐—›๐—ข๐—ช ๐—ง๐—ข ๐— ๐—”๐—ž๐—˜ ๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฌ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—” ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—ฃ๐—จ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—œ๐—–๐—˜ (Pt 2)Hi people,Welcome to part 2 of this tutorial.If you did not read the...
06/06/2026

๐—›๐—ข๐—ช ๐—ง๐—ข ๐— ๐—”๐—ž๐—˜ ๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฌ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—” ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—ฃ๐—จ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—œ๐—–๐—˜ (Pt 2)

Hi people,
Welcome to part 2 of this tutorial.

If you did not read the 1st part, it is important to do so.
Now, as I said, you don't need to be a perfect techie to start making money online. All you need is the willpower and basic digital skills to start.

Follow these simple steps:
๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐Ÿฒ: ๐—™๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—–๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€
You can get clients through:
LinkedIn networking
Facebook groups
WhatsApp status marketing
Referrals from friends and family
Freelancing websites
Every day, contact potential clients and showcase your portfolio.

๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐Ÿณ: ๐——๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—˜๐˜…๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ช๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ธ
To get repeat business:
Meet deadlines
Communicate professionally
Follow instructions carefully
Deliver quality work
Satisfied clients often recommend you to others.

๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐Ÿด: ๐—œ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฅ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ๐˜€
As your experience grows:
Add new skills
Improve your portfolio
Collect testimonials
Charge higher fees
Many successful freelancers started with small projects before earning substantial monthly income.

Alright, there you have it. Don't finish reading and do nothing.

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๐˜ผ ๐™ฅ๐™ง๐™ค๐™›๐™š๐™จ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™–๐™ก ๐™—๐™–๐™จ๐™ž๐™˜ ๐™™๐™ž๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ก ๐™จ๐™ ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ง.

๐—š๐—˜๐—ง ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—š๐—œ๐—ก๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—ข๐—™๐—™๐—œ๐—–๐—˜ ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฑ ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—–๐—˜๐—ก๐—ฆ๐—˜ ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ โ‚ฆ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฌ๐—ž (๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ ๐—จ๐—ฆ๐——) ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—”๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—”๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—š ๐Ÿฑ ๐—ข๐—™ ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ ๐—ง๐—˜๐—”๐—  ๐— ๐—˜๐— ๐—•๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฆWhen I tell those who know the v...
04/06/2026

๐—š๐—˜๐—ง ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—œ๐—š๐—œ๐—ก๐—”๐—Ÿ ๐—ข๐—™๐—™๐—œ๐—–๐—˜ ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฑ ๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—–๐—˜๐—ก๐—ฆ๐—˜ ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ โ‚ฆ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฌ๐—ž (๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ ๐—จ๐—ฆ๐——) ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—ฆ๐—›๐—”๐—ฅ๐—˜ ๐—”๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—š ๐Ÿฑ ๐—ข๐—™ ๐—ฌ๐—ข๐—จ๐—ฅ ๐—ง๐—˜๐—”๐—  ๐— ๐—˜๐— ๐—•๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฆ

When I tell those who know the value of a Microsoft Office 365 License that my price is โ‚ฆ40k, they scream and ask if it is original.

But those who don't know the value would price me 10k.

This original Office 365 licence is like having a premium and verified LinkedIn profile, plus a premium Google account combined.

Some of you just know about a few popular Microsoft Office applications like Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access, and Outlook.

Office 365 has about 20 Apps in the package. Including

๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜€, which is like Slack & Zoom: for messaging, video conferencing, and real-time collaboration.

๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฃ๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜, which is just like Trelo & Asana: a web-based platform for document management, intranet sites, and team collaboration

๐—ฃ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—”๐˜‚๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ, which is just like Make: used for automating workflows across apps and services.

๐—ฃ๐—ผ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—•๐—œ: Business intelligence and data visualization tool.

And the almighty
๐—ข๐—ป๐—ฒ๐——๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ: Cloud storage with a whopping 1 TB of space for backing up your files, sharing, and synchronization.

Apart from the number of Apps, you also enjoy access to the newest Office features, such as the Filter, Sequence, Xlookup, and Checkbox functions in Excel.

The most interesting part is that you can share one license among 5 users across different devices.

As you may already know, the prices of things don't remain the same for 5 years.

I started selling Office 365 when it was 10k in 2022. Now, it is 40k. But you can also get it for 150k from another vendor. Same package.

Now, let me warn you.

If you find this Microsoft Office 365 anywhere for 20k, it is a single-user package. They have sold 5 of your accounts to other users.

Save my WhatsApp number +2348032632639
Get your licensed Office ASAP. The longer you wait, the higher the price.

๐—›๐—ข๐—ช ๐—ง๐—ข ๐— ๐—”๐—ž๐—˜ ๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฌ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—” ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—ฃ๐—จ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—œ๐—–๐—˜ (Pt 1)Internet money is sweet. We are in the digital age, and you'll hear ...
03/06/2026

๐—›๐—ข๐—ช ๐—ง๐—ข ๐— ๐—”๐—ž๐—˜ ๐— ๐—ข๐—ก๐—˜๐—ฌ ๐—ข๐—ก๐—Ÿ๐—œ๐—ก๐—˜ ๐—”๐—ฆ ๐—” ๐—–๐—ข๐— ๐—ฃ๐—จ๐—ง๐—˜๐—ฅ ๐—ก๐—ข๐—ฉ๐—œ๐—–๐—˜ (Pt 1)
Internet money is sweet. We are in the digital age, and you'll hear "๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ž๐™จ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™ฃ๐™š๐™ฌ ๐™ค๐™ž๐™ก". Yes, it is.

The internet has created opportunities for people with simple digital skills to earn money from home.

People who work from home with a computer and internet to solve problems for clients outside their location are called Freelancers.

You do not need to be a programmer or a cybersecurity expert to get started. You just need to know the basics first, and then grow from there.

Follow these simple steps:
๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐Ÿญ: ๐—Ÿ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ป ๐—ฎ ๐—ฉ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜‚๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐——๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ฆ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น
Start with beginner-friendly skills that businesses need every day, such as:
Microsoft Excel
Microsoft Word
Data Entry
Canva Design
Social Media Management
Google Workspace (Docs, Sheets, Forms)
Virtual Assistance
Online Research
PDF Editing and Conversion
Choose one skill and focus on becoming good at it before learning others.

๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐Ÿฎ: ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฆ๐—ธ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น
Knowledge alone does not generate income. Practice regularly by:
Creating sample Excel spreadsheets
Designing social media flyers with Canva
Formatting documents in Word
Creating Google Forms and reports
Build confidence by completing small personal projects.

๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐Ÿฏ: ๐—–๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฃ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ผ
A portfolio is proof of your ability.
Examples:
Excel dashboards
Data entry samples
Canva designs
Word document formatting projects
Save your best work in Google Drive or as a PDF.

๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐Ÿฐ: ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—จ๐—ฝ ๐—ฌ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ข๐—ป๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ฃ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ
Create professional accounts on:
LinkedIn
Facebook
WhatsApp Business
Freelancing platforms such as Upwork and Fiverr
Use a professional profile picture and clearly state the services you offer.

๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฝ ๐Ÿฑ: ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐—ข๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐˜€
Begin with simple services such as:
Data entry
Excel spreadsheet creation
Document typing and formatting
Canva flyer design
PDF conversion
Virtual assistance
Do not wait until you are perfect. Start with small jobs and improve as you gain experience.

Now, take the first step. Choose a basic digital skill to learn. Ready to begin this journey? Send me a direct message or
WhatsApp me on 0803 263 2639


๐˜ผ ๐™ฅ๐™ง๐™ค๐™›๐™š๐™จ๐™จ๐™ž๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™–๐™ก ๐™—๐™–๐™จ๐™ž๐™˜ ๐™™๐™ž๐™œ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™–๐™ก ๐™จ๐™ ๐™ž๐™ก๐™ก๐™จ ๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ง.

๐—˜๐—ซ๐—–๐—˜๐—Ÿ ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ๐— ๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—”  #๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—ฆ: ๐—–๐—”๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—ฆ ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ฆ (Pt 2)Hi evryone,Welcome to part 2 of this very important tutorial.Excel fo...
02/06/2026

๐—˜๐—ซ๐—–๐—˜๐—Ÿ ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ๐— ๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—” #๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—ฆ: ๐—–๐—”๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—ฆ ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ฆ (Pt 2)

Hi evryone,
Welcome to part 2 of this very important tutorial.

Excel formula errors can be very annoying, and they can be even worse if you don't know the cause.

Knowing the problem is the first step to finding the solution. So, let's share the causes of error in Excel formulas and their solutions.

Shall we?

7. !
Cause: Excel returns when it finds the wrong type of data in a calculation.

Example: =B8+A8
where A8 contains text instead of a number.

Solution:
โ€ข Ensure all values involved in calculations are numeric.
โ€ข Remove unnecessary spaces.
โ€ข Convert text numbers to real numbers.

8. !
Cause: Invalid numeric values or impossible mathematical calculations.

Examples: =SQRT(-1) or =A9^B9
(result too large for Excel)

Solution:
โ€ข Check formula arguments.
โ€ข Avoid calculations that exceed Excel's numeric limits.

9. ! (only in Excel 365 and Excel 2021)
Cause: This happens when a dynamic array formula cannot return results because cells in the spill range are occupied.

Example: =SEQUENCE(10)
While cells below already contain data.

Solution:
โ€ข Clear obstructing cells. Create enough room for your data.
โ€ข Move the formula to an empty area.

10. ! (Available in Excel 365 and Excel 2021)
Cause: Excel encounters a calculation problem within a dynamic array formula.

Example:
=FILTER(A1:A10,B1:B10="Yes")
When no records match, and no alternative result is specified.

Solution:
โ€ข Review the formula logic.
โ€ข Add an optional result argument.

The Correct Formula should be:
=FILTER(A1:A10,B1:B10="Yes","No Results")

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11. ! (Excel 365)
Cause: It means Excel cannot recognize or retrieve a field from a linked data type.

Solution:
โ€ข Verify the field name.
โ€ข Refresh the linked data source.
โ€ข Select the correct data field.

12.
Cause: Excel is retrieving information from an external source.

Solution:
โ€ข Wait for the data retrieval to finish.
โ€ข Check internet or network connectivity.
โ€ข Refresh the connection if necessary.

13. !
Cause: Excel blocks access to external content, linked files, or data connections for security reasons.

Solution:
โ€ข Enable trusted content.
โ€ข Verify workbook security settings.
โ€ข Confirm external sources are trusted.

14. !
Cause: Excel has lost connection to an external data source.

Solution:
โ€ข Check internet access.
โ€ข Verify server or database availability.
โ€ข Refresh the connection.

15. !
Cause: Excel cannot identify a function, data type, or external service.

Solution:
โ€ข Update Excel.
โ€ข Verify the formula syntax.
โ€ข Check compatibility with your Excel version.

16. !
Cause: Excel is waiting for a service or external calculation to complete.

Solution:
โ€ข Wait for processing to finish.
โ€ข Refresh the workbook (press F9) if necessary.

Alright, there you have it.

You can pre-order my E-book Excel Tutorial for Beginners for โ‚ฆ5000 only. It contains all the basic Excel skills you need to learn.

For one-on-one Excel training, WhatsApp +2348032632639

02/06/2026

Hi people,
I hope you practiced the solution to some of the Excel errors posted yesterday. Part 2 of the tutorial is coming soon.

๐—˜๐—ซ๐—–๐—˜๐—Ÿ ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ๐— ๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—”  #๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—ฆ: ๐—–๐—”๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—ฆ ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ฆ (Pt 1)Hi people, In today's tutorial, we're going to discuss what causes th...
01/06/2026

๐—˜๐—ซ๐—–๐—˜๐—Ÿ ๐—™๐—ข๐—ฅ๐— ๐—จ๐—Ÿ๐—” #๐—˜๐—ฅ๐—ฅ๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—ฆ: ๐—–๐—”๐—จ๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—ฆ ๐—”๐—ก๐—— ๐—ฆ๐—ข๐—Ÿ๐—จ๐—ง๐—œ๐—ข๐—ก๐—ฆ (Pt 1)

Hi people,

In today's tutorial, we're going to discuss what causes the various formula errors you encounter in Excel and how you can solve them.

Errors in Excel formulas can be confusing and frustrating for new Excel users, and make you quit. But they're just easy to fix if you know why they occur.

When Excel cannot calculate a formula correctly, you get an error code. Understanding these errors helps you troubleshoot formulas quickly and maintain accurate spreadsheets.

Now, here are some of the errors and how to solve them.

1. ?
Cause: This happens when Excel does not recognize a word or function in the formula. Or the named range/table does not exist.

Examples: =SU(A2,B2)
(Excel does not have a function called SU.)

=Totl+100
(Misspelled named range.)

Solution: Check for spelling mistakes in function names. Ensure named ranges exist. Put text values inside quotation marks.

Correct Formula:
=SUM(A2,B2)

2. /0!
Cause: When a formula attempts to divide a value by zero or an empty cell.

Example: =A3/B3 where B3 = 0

Solution: Ensure the divisor is not zero. Use the IFERROR or IF function.

Correct Formula:
=IF(B3=0,"",A3/B3)
or
=IFERROR(A3/B3,"Cannot Divide by Zero")

3. !
Cause: This happens mostly when you delete a column or row that was referenced by other cells. Now, the formula refers to a cell that no longer exists.

Example: =A4+ !

Solution: Restore the deleted cells if possible. Or edit the formula and change the reference to an existing cell.

4. !
Cause: The space between cell references (something like :) is called an intersection operator. In this case, Excel cannot find that intersection in your formula.

Example: =SUM(A5 B5)

Solution: Use the correct range separator.
Correct Formula: =SUM(A5,B5) or =SUM(A5:B5)

5. /A
Cause: This occurs when a lookup value is not available or cannot be found in the lookup range.

Example: =VLOOKUP(A6,F:G,2,0)
when A6 is not in column F.

Solution: Verify lookup values exist. Check spelling and data types. Use IFNA or IFERROR.

Correct Formula:
=IFNA(VLOOKUP(A6,F:G,2,FALSE),"Not Found")

6. # # # # # # # (Hash Symbols)
Cause: When the column is too narrow to display the numeric value, or a negative date/time exists, you get this error.

Example: A date or large number does not fit in the cell width.

Solution: Autofit the column width by double-clicking on the separator line of the column letter. Or reduce the number of decimal places to shorten the number. Check for invalid date calculations too.

Alright, let's stop there for today. Stick around for part 2 of this tutorial, where we'll cover 10 more errors.

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