Samuel omoniyi abayomi at ybnl .com.

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08/09/2019

1. Once again, Short people have tendency of laughing alone coz they can hear ancestors cracking jokes underground
2. Since I deleted that fat girl from my list, my phone stopped hanging
3. Have u ever be in Church while preacher preaches for so long that you wish you could remind him that the Bible says "Let My people
go"
4.Once again, I'm here, to make you laugh, nothing more. Im not going for any politics neither any online business or businesses.
I don't change my phone number, I DON'T have a WhatsApp GROUP Account either.
If you're still messaging my old facebook account you're on your own oo,
As you all know that its was hacked.
I don't ask for s*x neither do I ask you, to join any group. E joo oo, won ni scam destiny wa oo
5.There was a pastor who wanted to impress his audience by performing miracles, so as to gain more audience. Hecalled his son and said to him, "On Sunday, you will go up into the altar of the church with some used books and a matchbox, then when I say Holy Ghost fire, you will light up the books with fire and throw it in front of the church."On Sunday when the pastor was praying, he shouted, "HOLY GHOST FIRE!"His son quickly lit the paper and threw it in front of the church, the people thought it was real, so they invited other people to the church. This continued for many Sundays.One Sunday while the pastor was praying, he shouted, "HOLY GHOST FIRE!"No fire. He repeated again, "HOLY GHOST FIRE!"No fire. Agitated, he shouted for the umpteenth time, "I SAY HOLY GHOST FIRE!" and his son immediately shouted back, "daddy, matches have finished o!

07/09/2019

LIFE IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK:
Mosquitoes kill 2.7 million people every year. Yes, the smallest are the deadliest
Small 'sins', that is hardly noticed by many, are the most deadly to your spiritual life.
Gossiping and small lies are committed more frequently and are deadly.
Mind those little compromises that you do daily. They are the ones that will bring your downfall.
Successful people have two things on their lips, "Smile and silence". Stop answering or replying everything you hear said about you. Its called principles.
Smile can solve problems, while
Silence can avoid problems.
*Sugar and salt may be mixed together*
*but ants reject the salt and carry away only the sugar. Select the right people in life and make your life better and sweeter.
If you fail to achieve your dreams, change your ways not your Creator.
Remember, trees change their leaves, not their roots.
You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks at you.
Haters will see you walking on water and say it's because you can't swim.
This is certain that Even if you dance on water, Your enemies will accuse you of raising dust.
Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your own hands.
Remember Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.

07/09/2019

1. I have lost my appetite for the past 23hours when a pretty lady told me she hates egg because of the bones in it.
Abeg nobody should hold me....Okay u want to faint too? Faint here I will go and faint ma own in another place.
2. LADIES, If you visit a guy & he takes your slippers inside, My Sister forget it,
You are a Side Chick, don’t wait for a pastor to tell you.
3.
Your Brazilian Hair Is Itching Because The Owner Is Angry*
c
4. Here in Nigeria, every girl suffering from poor malnutrition call themselves
models.
5. Imagine going through your bae’s phone and see, “Side chick” in the call log and when you call it.
BoOom! Your phone rings.
6. You put up a clean bed sheet, arrange your room neatly, she did not show up again. You come dey vex.
As your room dey neat so, you no like am?
7.
If you’re ugly you’re ugly don’t tell us about inner beauty.
Have you ever seen short people saying we have inner height
8. To whom it may concern: Dating a married man is good until your see your number saved as ENGINE OIL..
9. I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: 'You are now friends with Benefits'.
10. A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
Crazy, right??
11. When I get married, even taking a selfie with me won't be easy. I will be like "Let me discuss with my wife first"
12. If you cheat on someone who is willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself out of true loyalty. That's the way I see it.
13. Have you noticed that when you are broke, that's when you have sense
14. I started fearing girls the day my girlfriend introduced my blood brother as her cousin
15. Zuckerberg Has Made Over 4Billion Dollars In 2019, And Still Bears Mark.
You Only Won 160k On Bet9ja And you Change your Name
To Arab-money. !
16. People who buy car and don't post it online have PHD in maturity fah
Me, I no fit oooo...
I will even park it on your timeline
17. Facebook should be giving warnings like, "Do you Really want to accept Cynthia's friend request? The girl Na runs girl oo!"
18. How I found myself in this country isn't my problem now. My problem is where was my grandfather when they kidnapped his mates to America... By now I should be doing 'Yo men! Yo men! Wetin for concern me with this lifeless country.
19. !
If you're having problems with your man, don't come online and make other ladies think all men are dogs.
Carry your own dog to the VET!
20.
Have you noticed that pastors' children are always forming celebrities in church as if they went to Jerusalem high school
21.
A Yoruba man will pay a native doctor N1000 just to know who stole his N100
22.
FACEBOOK be like you are temporary blocked from using this account.. "Learn more "
What am I learning ??
The type of bricks and cement they used or what
23.
Imagine the owner of facebook and instagram decides to delete the APPS...
BOOM! your fake life is over
24. I Need a Lady, Within The Ages Of 23 & 28, Tall, Slim & Beautiful To Come and Help Me Wash my clothes
25. If you have bad character, CHANGE! Stop looking for who will love you the way you are... Nobody loves nonsense!
26. Fear girls who wear medicated glasses... They will steal your man and pretend they didn't see he was the one
27. ,
A man that loves you would stand by your side no matter how many guyz you've slept with... That man is your Father.
28. Salary 20k, phone 400k, weavon 30k And you go church to ask for a miracle, when you're already performing magic
29. I can’t speak with Indians with red dots on their foreheads.
I feel like they are recording everything I say
30. After having unprotected s*x you begin to see strange things, Car number plates begin to look like HIV265T, STD564J, AIDS840H, COFFIN455D, DEATH546R, RIP987F
This my mouth will not kill me ooo

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