13/10/2014
1. Kissing your man is not a problem, The problem is how you
do it. Stop making sounds like a car crash "pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U dey disturb me.
2. Screaming during s*x is romantic and its not a
problem, The problem is screaming and shouting like werey "JESUS,
Oh my God, Holy mary".. You are having s*x, Not a Church
service!
And besides I don't knw if you are reminding God to punish you latter.
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3. Wearing short skimpy skirts or dresses is not a problem in fact its very s*xy I just pray there won't be forced entry into your Sin Hole, The problem is wearing your mini looking all nice and walking around and when you see guys you try to pull it down, Now you want it to be long?.... Abi.. Keep
deceiving urself na. # sMh 4. Loving your man is not a problem as it is KOKANYE
for me but the problem is changing your Surname to his on
Facebook.
Bitch his mother doesn't even know you ...Chill!! And I
would hate to read ur post later saying MEN ARE WICKED OR
CHEATS.
5. Calling all men dogs is not the problem, The problem
is
tagging yourself saint when you know he didn't f**k
himself but you.. So since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE
BEEN
SLEEPING WITH A DOG OR DOGS as the case may be and
please let us know the breed of dogs you came to the
world
from coz ur dad is male too and your mum have always been
his bed partner..
6. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and
six
packs when their father is short, pot bellied with pomo
lips you better be contented like your Mother # lol.
7. If runs girls dont fail sunday's church services I
wonder who
will?
8. Saying all guys are the same is not my problem bt is
2face and me the same? Is ur dad and ur teacher the same
9. Bleaching your skin is not a problem, The problem is
having
whiteface, yellow hands chocolate lips and black legs.
Are you
zebra?
10. And if you Read this without a COMMENT or LIKE
hmmm! I
really wonder what your problem is!
Maybe Ur Problem big pass my joke.
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