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03/07/2024
*WHY MEN ARE IMPORTANT ??* 1. You can't spell *(Madam)*       without the *(Adam)* in it2. Neither can you spell *(Woman...
03/07/2024

*WHY MEN ARE IMPORTANT ??*

1. You can't spell *(Madam)*
without the *(Adam)* in it

2. Neither can you spell *(Woman)*
without the *(Man)*

3. You also cannot spell *(Female)*
without the *(Male)*

4. Nor spell *(She)*
without the *(He)*

5. You most definitely cannot spell *(Mrs)*
without the *(Mr)*

6. When a *woman* is seeing her monthly flow it's called MENstration *(men)*

7. When she's old and don't see her monthly flow it's called *MENopause* *(men)* ...

8. Manicure*(Man)

9. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say *(Amen)*
and not *(A-women)* ...

Dedicated to All Wonderful *MEN* πŸ˜„Respect *Men* πŸ™

30/06/2024

Them no de keep Goat and Yam for the same Room🧏🧏

Trending πŸ”₯πŸ”₯Leo Messi invites Portable for the birthday celebration of his son Thiago. He made it clear that his son love...
30/06/2024

Trending πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Leo Messi invites Portable for the birthday celebration of his son Thiago. He made it clear that his son loves Portable so much and requested his presence at the party. A private jet has been sent to Nigeria to pick up Zazuu

Calm down. He hasn't invited Portable anyway.

I just wanted to find out how you are doing. How is life treating you? It is Sunday and I'm active. Let's talk in the comment section.

How are you doing ?πŸ€”πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‚

20/06/2024

1. Dating a slim guy is cool but not until u remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. Avoid guys dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

3. You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chased by a dogπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. You think say break-up between boyfriend and girlfriend na im dey pain pass? have u ever been separated from the person u are about to copy answer from in an examination hallπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ

5. I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how much for low current"???πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£


7. U will never know u have kung-fu skills until cockroach run over ur bodyπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸšΆβ€β™‚πŸšΆβ€β™‚πŸšΆβ€β™‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

8. Some guys can form sha. Carrying laptop bag with ludo inside...Bros u are doing ur sefπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. Those who dress smartly and smell fine but wear wristwatch
that isn't working are among the problem we face in Nigeria πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ

10. Is better u keep silent, because anything u say will be used against u in the court of law "move it"
That's the only English Nigerian police can speak fluently πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

11. My fear for aboki w**d increased wen my friend sold his television to buy the remote πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸ˜†πŸ˜†

12. No one is as humble as a customer coming to buy on credit, he will be like"give me the fresh pepper for hand, save ur nylon"πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

13. Dear guy if u are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi and she starts smiling at u, don't smile back, I repeat don't smile back until she pays her taxi fare πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

14. You are trying to go without liking or sharing, 😭😞😞
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20/06/2024

YOUNG MEN LET ME BE HONEST WITH YOU TODAY.

You see that girl you are dating now, she has a higher chance of making it in life faster than you.

This is why you shouldn't spend all your youthfulness building relationship with a woman.

The truth is she can easily walk out of that relationship and go ahead and marry an already made man, a man who has figured his life out, who has money and enough resources and on the strength of her marriage with the already man she has made it in life.

Whereas, you as a man is own your own, nobody is coming to save you, nobody cares about you, people don't even love you until you have value.

You see why investing all your youthfulness with a woman can be very dangerous and unhealthy for your future.

Women has more leverage early in life than man, like this like this, she's already winning you, the world is more fair to her than you and this is why you need to focus more on your purpose than you are focusing on her.

If you fail to make it in life, you will suffer in her hand, she will finally dump you for another man who didn't fail to make it.

Forget all those romantic bullish*t she use to assure you " that she will be with you forever" its a lie, when jungle mature she will disappear.

The truth is most women are just managing your brokeness because they don't have a better option yet the moment a better option present itself she will abandon you and forget all your sacrifices and all her words, women knows nothing like loyalty.

This is why as a young man, you don't have to spend all your time focusing and chasing women up and down, women are big distraction to a man who is not purpose driven.

They will drain you and leave you.

Hustle for yourself, take your life more serious, read books, learn skills, develop and harness your masculine power, be more focus on becoming a better man, invest in your mind at the end of this is the only thing that will never leave you through thick and thin.

As a man use your number 99 intelligence International Dating Hub
Emeka chukwu

May heaven open and attend to my heart desires today. Thank God it's my birthday❀️❀️❀️
18/04/2024

May heaven open and attend to my heart desires today. Thank God it's my birthday❀️❀️❀️

May heaven open and attend to my heart desires today. Thank God it's my birthday ❀️❀️❀️
18/04/2024

May heaven open and attend to my heart desires today. Thank God it's my birthday ❀️❀️❀️

13/04/2024
Is your birthday coming up soon? Why not do some designs to celebrate your birthday? It's just N1,500 only per design. C...
13/04/2024

Is your birthday coming up soon?
Why not do some designs to celebrate your birthday?

It's just N1,500 only per design.

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06/04/2024

Happy weekend to all our clients

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