Peestar diary

01/06/2026

"The Fastest Way To Make Your Wife Laugh In 3 Seconds! 😂"

31/05/2026

After 140 year still no champion league cup. Na wa oh

31/05/2026

Three Pastors met and agreed to
sincerely tell
each other
their problems which must be
kept from
other
people. The 1st Pastor said "My
problem is
money,I do steal
even from the church
offering,please pray for
me." The 2nd Pastor said "My
problem is
women,whenever I see any
woman my desire
will be
to go to bed with her,infact i've
slept with
most of my
female members,please pray for
me". Turning
to the 3rd Pastor to hear his
problem he
started crying,...it took his friends
some effort
to calm
him down,therafter he was asked
to continue,still
crying he
said "My problem is
gossiping,when we leave
this
place everybody will hear what
you two just
told
me...please pray for me!"

They
prayed all
Night long!

31/05/2026

Funny Combination 001

31/05/2026

Comment the number you love Most.

Funny PROVERBS

1. Na person wey never see problem dey use good English dey pray.

2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall

3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set o.

4.who naked no dey shuuk hand for pocket...!

5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..

6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.

7. This one good, this one good na in mad man take dey gather plenty load.

8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be until dem name am Samson.

9.Na over confidence naim make February no complete.

10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.

11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..

12. Them dey hide craze man he dey blow whistle.

13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water for no boil Fish....

30/05/2026

Wife Found 'Anna' in His Pocket... Then This Happened!
The Most Dangerous Phone Call Ever 📞
His Excuse Was Perfect Until Anna Called 🤣 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

30/05/2026

My Wife Couldn't Find Female Hair in My Car... Then She Accused Me of This! 😂 Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

29/05/2026

The easiest way to see desgrace is to fight a man with grace

11/09/2023

30/06/2022

Papa johnson: johnson,I learnt your JAMB
result is out.

Johnson: Daddy You
remember John wey dey carry first for
our
whole school? he failed...

Papa johnson:that's terrible,what
happened?

Johnson: You
also remember Paul wey dey teach me
for
house? He failed too.

Papa johnson: what's
causing the poor performance?

Johnson: daddy I don't know, na so e be o.
Even
Kelvin who won the Cowbell competition
failed too.

Papa johnson: so how was your
own result?

Johnson: You also remember
OKON, our senior prefect? He failed.Papa

papa johnson: (Angrily) Boy, Tell me about your
own result!!

Johnson: (angrily) If all those
people failed, wetin You expect for my
own
result?? I be witch?