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06/10/2023

06/10/2023

" I Combine Pastoral Work With Juju".– Engr Paul Buchi from Ebonyi state. He added that :-

1) If Amadioha no fit solve your problems, I go switch to Pastor and use Holy Ghost fire, faya your problems. Na the solution matters here, not the means through which the solution comes.

2) If customer no come to my shr!ne to give me money, members must come to church and I will be sure of the tithes and offerings.

3) If I get customer on both side, buying of Private Jet will be nothing to me again.

4) I want to be the first person that does this two jobs openly here on earth. Others dey hide one even when they still do the two.

5) If mugu no fall for one side, e must fall for the other side and guy man go see something chop.

So, patronize me now before subsidy will be removed on our services. Tankio!!!

Engr. Pastor, Native Doctor Paul Buchi.

25/09/2023

A young Man converted his bicycle and generator.

23/09/2023

Chinese Man Abandons Nigerian Lady He Got Pregnant In Sagamu After She Refused To 'Sell' The Baby To Him.......

In an ancient Nigerian town, Sagamu, a captivating tale unfolds. A Chinese expatriate, whose life became intertwined with that of a local Nigerian lady, found himself in a whirlwind of passion that led to an unexpected consequence: pregnancy.

Their love story, a fusion of cultures, ignited sparks that could light up the night sky. But destiny took a curious twist as the lady's belly swelled with the promise of a new life. She held onto her pregnancy, determined to bring their unique creation into the world.

When the day of reckoning arrived, the baby emerged, a mesmerizing blend of two worlds. With striking physical features reminiscent of the Chinese father, the child was a living testament to their love, or maybe lust.

Yet, as fate would have it, the story takes a heartbreaking turn. The man, torn between two homelands, made a shocking decision. He offered to purchase the baby with a sum of money, a proposal the mother vehemently rejected.

Quite sadly, he left for his distant homeland, leaving behind the woman and their extraordinary child.

As whispers of this captivating saga spread through Shagamu, hearts ache with sympathy for the abandoned mother and her one-of-a-kind baby, while questions linger about the true depths of love and the consequences of a love story that transcended borders.

A video posted online showed the mother and her child in public. A caption on the video reads:

“This young lady was impregnated by a Chinese expatriate somewhere along Sagamu Abeokuta expressway. The affair was blissful until it was time for him to return to his country; he then demanded that she ‘sell’ the baby to him, or else he wouldn’t fend for it. She declined to sell the baby, and he has decided to cut off mother and child.”

26/06/2023

Mr Singh walks into a bank London and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million pounds.

“The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,” says Mr Singh, “and I have all the necessary papers.”

The bank officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. After Mr Singh leaves, the loan officer, the bank's president and all their colleagues enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a £250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a £5,000 loan.

One of the employees drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, Mr Singh returns, repays the £5000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41.

The loan officer says, "Sir, I must tell you, we’re all a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and discovered that you’re a multimillionaire. Why would you bother to borrow £5,000?"

The man replies, "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41?"

24/06/2023

Police Arrest Woman Who Pretend To Observe Prayer On Top Of The Ocean, Her Secret Revealed

It was later revealed that she placed a table in the shallow part of the ocean and then placed a prayer mat on the table to make it look like she was actually praying on top of the ocean.

This woman from Guinea, Uptown Press learnt, has been deceiving her gullible followers with this simple trick of hers, many of whom who thought she had supernatural powers.

24/06/2023

What is the minimum amount for Clothes in the Wedding Box

19/06/2023

In Esan Land, bride price is 24 naira only. How much is bride price in your tribe?