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21/10/2023

I will send out an army to find you in the middle of the darkness.
I will never stop marching to find you in the middle of the hardest fight. Night is true, I will rescue you

21/10/2023

“Life presents you with opportunities everyday. We are just too caught up in our own issues to seize those opportunities. You might go the wrong way but you need to take those opportunities.”
- Michael Joseph, Chairman of Kenya Airways.

Good morning to all our esteem customers. Today is a new day, seize every opportunities that comes your way.

Today is   3rd anniversary. We celebrate our heroes that gave their lives for the struggle and their struggle will not b...
20/10/2023

Today is 3rd anniversary. We celebrate our heroes that gave their lives for the struggle and their struggle will not be in vain💔💔

The way to truly feel peace starts with four fundamental things: 1. Be impeccable with your words. Using your words to s...
20/10/2023

The way to truly feel peace starts with four fundamental things:

1. Be impeccable with your words. Using your words to speak life; create, uplift and build, rather than to tear down.

2. Don't take anything personally. Nothing anyone says or does is about us. It is simply a reflection of their inner self.

3. Don't make any assumptions. Rather than making assumptions, perhaps we should develop the courage to ask questions.

4. Always do your best. Our best may vary depending on whether we are feeling sick or healthy. The bottom line is that, when we do our best at all that we do, we get rid of self judgment/self-recrimination, and by doing so, we remove the pressure that we often put ourselves under.

By applying these simple fundamentals to our daily lives, we can truly live at peace.

Happy resumption to all Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) Freshers.

By not having a laptop stand, laptop users are more prone to face:❌ Eye strain and fatigue❌ Neck, shoulder, and back pai...
18/10/2023

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Floor 0: Have you ever heard from OAU students talking about Floor O? Floor O is simply OAU student's detention room. If...
16/10/2023

Floor 0: Have you ever heard from OAU students talking about Floor O?
Floor O is simply OAU student's detention room. If a student is found guilty of any crime (exam malpractice for instance), (s)he would be taken to Floor O for trial before panels i.e. OAU management.
No OAU student would ever pray to be on Floor O.

1. Ogbà Fémi (Femi's Compound): This was coined from the name of the university, and it simply means OAU Campus. Many students prefer the formal to the latter.

2. MOZ 101: This truly sounds like a course code, whereas it's not.
It simply means an act of wooing a female fresher. MOZ 101 is mostly done at night at Anglo-moz.

3. Anglo-moz: This was coined from two halls of residence in Angola (a male hostel) and Mozambique (a female hostel) respectively. It's an open space also referred to as a "love den" because that's where MOZ 101 thrives.

4. Dòbálè (Prostrate): this is a tradition that any performing artiste must fulfill when they come on stage before performing.
An artist who fails to dòbálè may not be permitted to perform.

5. Shana/Ìwé ogbà: This is an appraisal of an intelligent person. It might be sarcastically and ironically used in some contests.

6. Scientific Maximum Shishi (SMS): This is a first-hand punishment for an offender or a student who engaged in an illicit act and was caught.

7. Jack/Jacking: is an act of reading. A student who reads might also be addressed as Jackie Chan by his or her peers.

8. Academics Area: means lectures area where lecture theater, faculty, department, and others are located.
It's different from the Hall area (Hostel area), market (OAU market), and quarters (staff residence). But all are still inside Ogbà Fémi.

9. Road 1: This can be interpreted in two ways.
First, it means OAU main gate i.e. the main entrance to campus.
Also, as an OAU student, if you were shown Road 1, it means you had an unripe graduation i.e. you've been rusticated.

10. Off-K: Areas outside campus, it is also referred to as Town.

11. Tan Gboro, Tan Gate: this is slang used by commercial bus drivers/conductors on campus, and it means Town Igboro, Town Gate.

12. Arò: This is an annoying tease mostly done by the Awolowo Hall occupants (Awo boyz).

13. Dem Gimme: when you had a grade below A or B in a course.

14. Kasamadupe: When a student is sad about the grade (s)he made in a course.

15. A mà ñ báyàn foso o: when you hear this, it means a popular dry cleaner is around.

16. Risky burger: It means toasted bread and egg.

17. Sapá: When a student is stranded and is eating what (s)he was not supposed to eat.

18. Scabbash: is an act of praying in tongues.

19. As e dey hot: A popular bons, puff-puff, doughnut among others on the OAU campus.

20. E soak/ E choke: when something doesn't seem to be friendly.

It is important to note that other slang like "Yellow House (Mathematics department), White House (Faculty of Science), OAU choristers (law students), Just dey play, ko porr keh, who dey breath, God no go shame us" and many others are still in vogue in OAU too but these are just the most widely used.

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Hope you're prepared our greatest freshers 😄😄.Welcome to Obafemi awolowo university, Ife.
14/10/2023

Hope you're prepared our greatest freshers 😄😄.

Welcome to Obafemi awolowo university, Ife.

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