Bidman Internet Surfing

04/01/2025

1. WOMEN AND D*CK 🍆
🤔🤔🤷🏾‍♂🤷🏾‍♂😋😋😉😉
A lady went to a Doctor and complained that her husband's p*nis is too long. She said, "Whenever he inserts it in my p***y 👉🏾👌🏾🍆🍑 it's so long that it touches my heart".
The Doctor replied, "Okay, bring him, I'll operate it and make it smaller."
The lady shouted; "Nooooooh 😳 for what? Just shift my heart up a little....."
😂😂💦🙈🙈🙆🏾‍♂🙆🏾‍♂🏃🏾🏃🏾

2. Sometimes I just sit down quietly and wonder why broke ladies hate broke guys, I thought they're supposed to be soul mates🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😂

3. If I don't cum...My stomach will pain me..Guys...this yeye lie must stop dis year....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🚶🚶🚶🚶 ok?

4. My ex gf Asked me and said "baby can you slap me because of 3million dollars, I stare at her and said no, infact just for a biggy apple juice, idiot!!! ! She has been crying here oooo😢😢😢

5. Stop calling gold a rice, sorry rice is gold in Nigeria now..... .... . 😈😈😈😈
What is salt for 😜😜😅😂🙏🙏👍👍

6. My church pastor intentionally sprinkled the HOLY WATER on us last Sunday, come see how makeups were messed up
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

7. If You like Write SÊX As S*X You will Still Go To Hell Fire. ♨♨
You can't confuse God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

8. Have you ever been so broke that you start thinking of things like. "If only I didn't use that 5k back in 2019" 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷😢 😢 😢 🤔

9. While your mother is praying that you should have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's house on cross over night shouting ''ohh yes baby kîll me''... 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃Weldone oooo!🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10. Every girl you date, you ask her this question: “Babe are you a virgin?” My brother, do you have a company that repairs virginity?😂😂😂🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

Please don't go without foll0wing my pàge please.

21/05/2020

*For those members asking me what they are*

THESE ARE THE MEANING OF THE FOLLOWING ABBREVIATIONS.

1.) *GOOGLE* - Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth.
2.) *YAHOO* - Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle.
3.) *WINDOW* - Wide Interactive Network Development for Office work Solution.
4.) *COMPUTER* - Common Oriented Machine Particularly United and used under Technical and Educational Research.
5.) *VIRUS* - Vital Information Resources Under Siege.
6.) *UMTS* - Universal Mobile Telecommunicati ons System.
7.) *AMOLED* - Active-matrix organic light-emitting diode.
8.) *OLED* - Organic light-emitting diode.
9.) *IMEI* - International Mobile Equipment Identity.
10.) *ESN* - Electronic Serial Number.
11.) *CC* - Credit card
12. *HDMI* - High-Definition Multimedia Interface.
13.) *VPN* - Virtual private network.
14.) *APN* - Access Point Name.
15.) *SIM* - Subscriber Identity Module.
16.) *LED* - Light emitting diode.
17.) *DLNA* - Digital Living Network Alliance.
18.) *RAM* - Random access memory.
19.) *ROM* - Read only memory.
20.) *VGA* - Video Graphics Array.
21.) *QVGA* - Quarter Video Graphics Array.
22.) *WVGA* - Wide video graphics array.
23.) *WXGA* - Widescreen Extended Graphics Array.
24.) *USB* - Universal serial Bus.
25.) *WLAN* - Wireless Local Area Network.
26.) *PPI* - Pixels Per Inch.
27.) *LCD* - Liquid Crystal Display.
28.) *HSDPA* - High speed down-link packet access.
29.) *HSUPA* - High-Speed Uplink Packet Access.
30.) *HSPA* - High Speed Packet Access.
31.) *GPRS* - General Packet Radio Service.
32.) *EDGE* - Enhanced Data Rates for Globa Evolution.
33.) *NFC* - Near field communication.
34.) *OTG* - On-the-go.
35.) *S-LCD* - Super Liquid Crystal Display.
36.) *O.S* - Operating system.
37.) *SNS* - Social network service.
38.) *H.S* - HOTSPOT.
39.) *P.O.I* - Point of interest.
40.) *GPS* - Global Positioning System.
41.) *DVD* - Digital Video Disk.
42.) *DTP* - Desk top publishing.
43.) *DNSE* - Digital natural sound engine.
44.) *OVI* - Ohio Video Intranet.
45.) *CDMA* - Code Division Multiple Access.
46.) *WCDMA* - Wide-band Code Division Multiple Access.
47.) *GSM* - Global System for Mobile Communications.
48.) *WI-FI* - Wireless Fidelity.
49.) *DIVX* - Digital internet video access.
50.) *APK* - Authenticated public key.
51.) *J2ME* - Java 2 micro edition.
52.) *SIS* - Installation source.buraakiller
53.) *DELL* - Digital electronic link library.
54.) *ACER* - Acquisition Collaboration Experimentation Reflection.
55.) *RSS* - Really simple syndication.
56.) *TFT* - Thin film transistor.buraakiller
57.) *AMR*- Adaptive Multi-Rate.
58.) *MPEG* - moving pictures experts group.
59.) *IVRS* - Interactive Voice Response System.
60.) *HP* - Hewlett
Packard.

13/08/2019

Buharideen and Buharidinatu are waiting for instructions on who to support between Army vs Police

13/08/2019

14/09/2017

Mathematical Love
letter I discovered a letter written
by one of the maths
students to a girl at a
secondary school. Here is
what the guy wrote... Dear Cynthia, With
reference to the
syllabus of my feelings, I
want to prove that the locus
of my point is directly
proportional to your heart.
On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2
angles,
the third one being you. At times I feel like a
circle
without a circumference and
a tangent without a
gradient. We are like two
simultaneous equations
without solutions. You never seem to notice that
I
am a point lying at your
linear equation. Your smile
make my mind rotate 360
degrees anticlockwise and
applying a translation, I finally get your image.
You are factors of a
quadratic equation but still
feel two disjoint sets. You
are the hypotenuse of my
right angled triangle and on
using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real
solution.
I tried to deal with you on a
calculator version but the
probability of success is very
low. My letter consists of only
one section to be answered
without a calculator and the
answer is to be given "Yes"
in three significant figures.
My life without you is like coordinates of a
quadratic
turning point. My love for
you is infinite like the graph
of Tan 90 and Tan 270
degrees.

09/09/2017

All
northerners should make sure they read this
piece of information from me.
The trend which is gradually becoming a
permanent fixture in Nigeria, in which
Northern states are allotted very low cut-off
marks for entrance into Federal Unity Colleges,
while those in the South are
allotted higher cut-off marks continues in 2017, as
the Federal Ministry of Education’s documents on
the cut-off marks for the various reveals.
Whereas, a pupil from Anambra
irrespective of gender is expected to score at least
139 to gain admission into the schools, a male
pupil from yobe and a female from Zamfara is
required to
score only 2.
Students who score above the cut-off are
automatically eligible for admission on merit.
After going through these cut-off marks you can
then come and shout one Nigeria in my ear let me
use my AK-47 rifle and waste your life.
Below is the full list of the cut-off marks for all 36
states of the federation, as well as the FCT.
Abia – Male(135) Female(135)
Adamawa – Male(62) Female(62)
Akwa-Ibom – Male(123) Female(123)
Anambra – Male(139) Female(139)
Bauchi – Male(35) Female(35)
Bayelsa – Male(72) Female(72)
Benue – Male(111) Female(111)
Borno – Male(45) Female(45)
Cross-Rivers – Male(97) Female(97)
Delta – Male(131) Female(131)
Ebonyi – Male(130) Female(130)
Edo – Male(127) Female(127)
Ekiti – Male(119) Female(119)
Enugu – Male(137) Female(137)
Gombe – Male(58) Female(58)
Imo – Male(138) Female(138)
Jigawa – Male(44) Female(44)
Kaduna – Male(65) Female (65)
Kano – Male(50) Female(50)
Kastina – Male(60) Female(60)
Kebbi – Male(9) Female(20)
Kogi – Male(119) Female(119)
Kwara – Male(123) Female(123)
Lagos – Male(133) Female(133)
Nassarawa – Male(48) Female(48)
Niger – Male(93) Female(93)
Ogun – Male(131) Female(131)
Ondo – Male(126) Female(126)
Osun – Male(127) Female(127)
Oyo – Male(127) Female(127)
Plateau – Male(75) Female(75)
Rivers – Male(118) Female(118)
Sokoto – Male(9) Female(13)
Taraba – Male(3) Female(11)
Yobe – Male(2) Female(27)
Zamfara – Male(4) Female(2)
FCT Abuja – Male(90) Female(90)

27/08/2017

Maybe you can afford to wait. Maybe for you
there's a tomorrow. Maybe for you there's one
thousand tomorrows, or three thousand, or ten, so
much time you can bathe in it, roll around it, let it
slide like coins through you fingers. So much time
you can waste it.
But for some of us there's only today. And the truth
is, you never really know.

08/06/2017

I just Noticed that Life is too short to
commit su***de cuz In the year 2002 nokia
3310 was
N75k with N40k econet sim card,
but today its N700 and the sim is free..
In 2003 samsung c100 was N48k and I
must recharge with atleast N1500 airtime
every... two weeks or else my sim will be
blocked. today its N800 and I dont even
need to recharge to retain my sim
{customers are needed}...
In 2004 sendo x with camera and 16mb
memory card {one of the cheapest mp3
enabled phoneback den}was N39k today
its free...
In 2006 sagem my v55 was N30k today
its going for N300...
2008 nko blackberry bold 2
was N135k today blackberry is no more
producing new bold 2... so London used na
N15k.. U can get 9ja used for N6k...
So my friend, if u neva dey use blackberry
porch, htc smart phones, android, ipad,
iphone, playbook or nokia 808, pls, dnt
worry.
Just wait and see, coz before 2030 our
children will be using them as
toys....*smiles
#......Be Patient.
Dis makes me wonder why sum girls go
crazy simply coz of material tins.
U want iPhone 7
U want brazilian hair,
U want LV bag, but remember, Beatles was
d richest car in 1980'z.....THIN K!!!
See d kinda of depreciation it experienced
within short period.
BEAUTY FADES! WEALTH can also be
ERASED.
Jux work hard, Hav a good character and Be
loyal to ur feelings!!!,and lastly rem dos wit d
bests
cars 2day once wlkd on foot,calm down n
Give God ur
time,for only Him can mk............. ........
Time shall favour u.
Can i hear ur Amen??