14/11/2022
So my girlfriend Olivia and I was still with the army man.
So sorry about that sir, I didn't know that you are an army man. I said.
so if I wasn't an army man, you wouldn't have cared to apologize? he asked
Its not like that sir. let it slide.
Just then precious came again to where we were.
Ayo think about what I told you. OK.. she blinked her eye at me and passed.
Wetin the worry this ogbenje? Olivia asked.
So you are the Ayo my precious said she was leaving me for? the army man asked.
Uhnnn? sir my name is Ayochidi. I replied.
Yes that was exactly the name she called. the army man said.
See sir if its this precious that just passed. oloun I don't know what's wrong with her.
I have my beautiful girlfriend fiancee here. who is carrying my baby. why should I look outside? I asked.
Hmm? he said.
Say something sir. I said
She told me you guys already have something going on. he said.
With due respect sir that your ex girlfriend is a winch. Olivia said
She has been disturbing my man and trust me, I'm gonna give it to her hot.
I believe you. the army man said
I saw tears on his eye. he was trying to control it.
You must have loved her. I said.
He breaths in. yes. Never knew we were going to end this way.
I looked at Olivia.
what? she asked.
The day wey you go try serve me breakfast ehnnn. I said.
Whatever. she said
Anyways this is my card. You can join me for dinner some day. I leave next flat. the army Man said
Bye my favorite couples.
Next time; I said. and hugged him.
I hugged an army man and petted his shoulder.
Wow.
I just feel for him oo.. I told Olivia as we were going back home.
Last person to reach house is devil pikin. Olivia said.
Noooo nooo don't do that
omo Jezebel I said.
You say? she asked me.
I love you Olivia. but we will do that when you have brought unique down. abeg no go dey stress my Unique. I said.
carry me then. she said.
As you wish my queen. I replied.
As I carried her and was going, I touched my pocket. I couldn't find my biscuit.
Then I looked at Olivia who was now smiling.
I love you too oremi... she said..
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