17/10/2014
Types of people you meet in the Bank...
1) The mat customer:
He comes to the bank with mat/pillow for everyone to sleep on (delaying us for 1hr) with huge amount of money for deposit and ur like"God why did I queue behind this man?" he makez people with lesser amount start asking God why do bad things happen to good people, they start begging him "bros abeg na 3k i wan pay,let them attend to me".
2) The Pen borrowers:
They are always in the bank, common pen they won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen,u find it very difficult to identify them,once someone tells u "can i have ur pen" that's the last time u will see it.
3)The I Dey Your Back Team:
Immediately they enter the bank all they do is to know the last person and u hear them say"I'm @ ur back" if care is not takin 8people can tell you "i dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,i don tell am,i was here before u).
4)The No Protocol Team:
These kinda people don't obey the first come,first serve slogan,they are mouthed in the bank, Immediately they come in, they walk up to the cashier,he ask them to sit down and within 5mins they have completed their transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for
queue.
5) The Bank Door Rejectees:
These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then u see them removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones. etc. and yet the machine keeps saying"pls go back and keep all metal object in the box outside" my bros next time come to the bank naked e go allow u in period.
6) The slip wasters:
These kinda people can waste slip for Africa ,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip, you see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing and taking another one. To write common #3780 in words na gobe. Even undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.
7) The exile men:
This people usually behave lyk dem no dey this world since 2yrs, they will always be asking for today's date..
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