Good Things Always Come to Those Give Themselves Time to Wait,sh*tex

31/10/2024

Once you buy a car with many previous owners who misused it, you will have to accept that you will not be the only driver😂 mechanics will drive most of the time and it will spend most nights at the workshop 🤭it will also drain you financially and emotionally.

The worst thing is that old owners may still borrow it anytime they may need it😂
Again at times you will see other drivers flashing lights at you because they recognise the car 😂😂💔

Only legend will understand this

28/10/2024

Cheating is not only having s3x with another person who is not your wife/husband or partner,it also includes:

1. Receiving money from a man without the knowledge of your husband

2. Giving money to a woman without the knowledge of your wife.

3. Sharing s3x jokes with a person who is not your spouse

4. Deleting messages which you dont want your spouse to read

5. Avoiding answering a call from that other in presence of your spouse or stepping aside to answer that call

6. Avoiding answering a call from a spouse when that other person is around or stepping aside to answer that call.

7. Saving contacts of those other persons with different names so that your spouse fails to recognise

8. Lying about your location to your spouse when you are with that other person or vice versa

9. Having office husbands and wives

10. Piling unresolved issues with your spouse is another highest type of cheating which will in turn ruin your body, soul and spirit.

𝐁𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐈𝐃𝐃𝐄𝐍 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐒.

May you not fall into a trap that will ruin your marriage or relationship

27/06/2024

Ondjokonona yaNehale lyaMpinganga:

Konima yeso lyIitana, Kambonde kaMpingana okwa ningi Omukwaniilwa. Shika osha ningwa lwopo1885. Okwa li Omukwaniilwa a simana nomunankondo hewa nokwa li ha ningi omatokolo ge li mondjila. Okwa li wo e hole oshili. Okwa panga uukuume naatumwa unene tuu na-Dr Rautanen. Aalelwa yOmukwaniilwa Kambonde oya li ya tumwa olundji ya ka ponokele Aakwanyama. Pakutala okwa li omulumentu e hole omalugodhi. Yina okwa li Namupala gwaNangombe. Namupala okwa li e na oyana oyendji ngaashi Imene yaKathindi, Nambahu yaKathindi, Amunyela gwaMpingana, Kambonde kaMpingana, Nehale lyaMpingana, Mutaleni gwaMpingana. Uuwa waKambonde owa li mOkaloko, popepi nOnamungundo nOlukonda. Konima sho a ningi Omukwaniilwa okwa tumu omumwayina omushona nomuthigululi gwoshipundi kuuzilo wOndonga oko a ka kale. Kokuma nkoka okwa li ku na aantu oyendji ye na ondiikwatela nomukwaniilwa okwa li a a hala Nehale e ya pangele. Osh*topolwa shoka shOndonga okwe shi luku Osh*tambi. Osha li handiya yomulonga hagu pwine gwedhina Omulonga ngoka hagu kunguluka tagu zi kUumbangalantu gu uka kuumbugantu mOwambo ayihe. Omulonga nguka ogwa topola konyala Ondonga pokati. Aandonga mboka ya li ya kala kuuzilo womulonga oya li haa ithanwa Aash*tambi. Osh*topolwa shoka sha li shi li kUuninginino womulonga osha lukwa Onamayongo shoka tashi ti Uuninginino.

Kambonde okwa adhika a lele owala konyala omimvo hamano sho uupyakadhi uunene wa holoka mOndonga. Gumwe gwomaalelwa yaNehale, elenga, olye ya kegumbo lyaMpingana kOntananga.
Edhina lyalyo olya li Jupa Amutenya. Okwa hulithile pegumbo lyaMpingana a si eso li limbilika. Inaku tseyika kutya okwa si koshike. Mpingana okwa ti Jupa okwi idhipaga omanga Nehale (omuleli gwaJupa), ta ti Jupa okwa dhipagwa kuMpingana. Nehale okwa thiti po noonkondo. Okwa tokola a hingile Mpingana iita nokwa yugu ko oongombe odhindji. Ndika olya li ekumbu lyokuyuga ko oongombe.

Inapu dhipagwa omuntu. Nehale natango ka li u uvite ombili, okwa li a hala a dhipage Mpingana. Kambonde ngoka a li Omukwaniilwa okwa kundana oompangela dhaNehale nokwa gamene, he Mpingana. Nonanda oongawo ekwatathano pokati kaNehale naKambonde olya li ngaa nawa, ihe Nehale okwa p**a komeho. Okwi ikuthile Osh*tambi. Okwa li omunankondo nokwa li e shi okukondja. Hugunina okwa kala a talika ko kutya oye Omukwaniilwa gwOsh*tambi. Kambonde ka li e na oonkondo dhokukondjitha uuthemba mbuka waNehale. Okwa li a panda owala okukala mOnamayongo amuke. Kambonde naNehale oya kala ookuume ihe uukuume mbuka owa yonuka sho Nehale a longekidha oshiponokela osh*tiyali shi ka ponokele mosh*topolwa shaMpingana. Okwa yugu ko oongombe odhindji nokwa kwata ko wo omusitangombe gumwe. Okwa dhenge omusitangombe nguka nokwe mu tumu a ka lombwele Mpingana kutya ota galuka natanga esiku lya landula e ye a kondjithe Mpingana. Omusitangombe nguka okwa tseyithile Kambonde onkundana ndjoka naKambonde okwi ithana aantu ye ya gamene Mpingana.

Omatanga ngaka gaali oga tsakanene popepi nOmapeke kuuninginino womulonga, ihe olugodhi olwa hulile mokwena kwa thita. Kambonde naNehale oya lombwele aalelwa yawo yaa umbe ihe oya hogolola omuntu gumwe oye a pitile nolugodhi. Omuntu
ngoka okwa tumwa mokati ketanga lyaakwiita yaNehale. Sho ondjembo ya t**a, Aakwiita yaNehale oya li ongaku taa shuna neendelelo. Kambonde okwa mono natango esindano ihe okwa galuka ko mbala konima sho a ehameke omulumentu gumwe mondhi. Olugodhi nduka olwo lwe etitha Ondonga yi tanduke miitopolwa iyali. Omulonga ngashingeyi ogwo gwa kala ongamba pokati kaakwaniilwa mbaka yaali. Kambonde okwa kala ta pangele
Uuninginino wOndonga omanga Nehale a li ta pangele Uuzilo wOndonga. Aawa mbaka yaali aamwayinathana oya hulitha po okutalelathanapo. Epangelo lyaNehale olya li edhigu nolyuudhudhu.

Ka li a panda omalenga omakulu gOmukwaniilwa Kambonde kaNankwaya nokwa tameke oku ga dhipaga. Okwa dhipaga omuna gwokombanda omulumentu, omwana gwaShikongo shaKalulu gwedhina Nakanyala kaShikongo. Okwa dhipaga konyala omalenga gahamano omakulupe mwa kwatelwa omulumentu ngono a li a simanekwa noonkondo, Amoomo gwaKatondoka (yinakulu yomukwaniilwa Martin). Okwa hepeke aantu oyendji. Okwa tete ko oonyala dhomulumentu gumwe, okwa dhipaga omulumentu gulwe nokwa tete ko omakutsi niikaha yaalumentu yalwe. Okwa tidha mo aatumwa e ta yugu ko etemba lyomutumwa gumwe (Aalen). Oshilalakanenwa shaNehale sha landula ko osha li okutuma Amupanda gwaShiponeni, elenga lye enene li ka tale onganga. Onganga sho ya thiki, ye nomalenga ge agehe oya kenkwa- ya pitithwa etanda.

Shika osha li sha ningwa opo u ulikile uuyuni kutya ngashingeyi oku na oshilongo she shi ithikamena. Konima yokulela kwe, Nehale okwa kwatwa komukithi nokwa sile mOsh*tambi pOniiwe mo-1908.
Omudhimba gwe ogwe etwa kuuwa we kOnayena oko gu fumvikwe. Mumwayina, Kambonde okwa tsikile elelo lye pwaa na
omuponga gwasha nokwa tameke nokuli ta lele osh*tambi, ihe okwa si owala konima yomumvo gumwe sho Nehale a si. Okwa si
mbala sho a tsika momumvo 1909. Aakwaniilwa mbaka yaali aamwayinathana sho ya si uukwaniilwa owa gwile komapepe
gaKambonde kaNgula. Kambonde okwa li omuna gwaMutaleni gwaMpingana. Uuwa we owa li pOnaame popepi nOmulonga,
kuuninginino wago. Kambonde ye mwene haye a li e na okuthigulula po oshipundi shuukwaniiilwa. Omulumentu ngoka a li e na okuthigulula po oshipundi shuukwaniilwa okwa li Kambonde kIitope, omuna gwaNambahu yaKathindi ngono a li omwayina gwaMutaleni omukuluntu. Ihe Kambonde kIitope namumwayina Martin oya dhanene ompito yokulandula Kambonde kaMpingana melelo. Oya kambadhala ya yangate po uukwaniilwa. Oompangela dhawo odha monikila po kuNehale lyaMpingana (omumwayina gwaKambonde kaMpingana). Nehale okwa tseyithile mumwayina naashika oshe eta ya tidhwe moshilongo. Oya yi ontuku kUukwanyama. Nehale oye lela e etitha etidho lyawo. Ye mwene okwa li a hala oku ya dhipaga, ihe hugunina oya galuka ko kUukwanyama shaashi Nehale okwi indile Ohamba yUukwanyama yi ya dhipage.

Aakwanyama oya kambadhala ya tsakanithe eindilo lyaNehale, onkene aawagona mbaka yaali oya yi ontuku taa pitile mOndonga yu uka kOkaukuejo sigo ya thiki mOutjo. Oye endele kUuninginino wOndonga. Konima yeso lyaNehale lyaMpingana naKambonde kaMpingana, aawagona mbaka yaali oya galuka. Oya pitile mOndonga e taa yi kUukwanyama. Mutaleni sho e shi uvu okwa tumine Omukwaniilwa gUukwanyama, Nande elaka opo a dhipage aawagona mbaka.

Okwa adhika nale a longitha iineya opo Kambonde kaNgula a ye koshipundi shuukwaniilwa nokwa li a tila kutya omuthigululi gwoshipundi pamautho, ngoka a li a halika kAandonga, ota ningi
a yone oompangela dhe. Omuwagona okwa nongele shoka sha li tashi inyenge mombepo nokwa tokola a ye ontuku kOndonga noya yi yu ukilila kOniipa. Oya li yi ilongekidha ya sile moshilongo shawo ngele kape na we ompito yilwe. Oya ka holama pomutumwa Omusoomi Emil Liljeblad. Opwa li pu na aakwiita yatatu Aandowishi ya za kOutjo. Omusita Rautanen okwe ya indile ya faalele aawagona mbaka yaali kOutjo. Aanambelewa mbaka oya zimine noye ya
faalele nokatemba taka hilwa kemulutiya. Oya yi uusiku taya endelele yu uka konamwenyo. Omukwaniilwa omupe ngoka a yugu Kambonde kIitope uukwaniilwa okwa tumu aalumentu ye ya landule, ihe okatemba taka hilwa kemulutiya oka adhika ka ya kokule onkene inaye ka adha. Oye ka tidha sigo okomulonga gwedhina Ekuma. Kambonde kaNgula ngashingeyi okwa li nee u uvite nawa. Okwa li e wete a ninga nawa nota longo moshili. Okwa li e hole aatumwa nohugunina manga inaa mana oondjenda okwa ningi Omukriste. Okwa si mo-1912.

20/06/2024

Early morning prayer Let's pray together

Dear God
As the morning sun breaks through Grace thank you for the breath of life that fills my lungs and opportunity that each new day brings. Lord as i embark on this journey today i asked for guidance and wisdom to navigate the challenge that lie ahead illuminate my path with your light and lead me in the way of righteousness and truth fill my heart with your love Lord so that i may extend kindness and compassion to those around me,help me to see the needs of others and to offer the helping hand whenever it is needed.Father i surrender my worries and fears to you,knowing that you're my refuge strength, grant me the courage to face adversity with unwavering faith knowing that you're always with me,bless my family and friends Lord with your protection and provision surround them with your love and peace and guide them in your ways,may they experience your presence and a tangible way today, thank you father for the gift of this new day and your unending Grace and mercy, i put all my hope and trust in you alone in Jesus name I pray Amen
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

05/06/2024

20 TYPES OF GIRLS YOU MUST USE A CONDOM ON

*1. If she has a tattoo ..... use a condom*🏃🏃😁😁

*2. If she drinks beer ..... condom*😁😁

*3. If she turns off her phone when she's with you..... boi condom*😁😁

*4. If she's the first to take your shirt off.... Condom!*😁😁

*5. If she has short dyed or sprayed hair..... Condom!*😁😁

*6. If she doesn't ask for a condom ..... my brother condom!*😁😁

*7. if she wears tight jeans.... Condom*😁😁

*8. If she doesn't sigh when you touch her ..... Condom!*😁😁

*9. If she lives alone ..... condom please*😁😁🚶

*10. If she works in a hair salon, booth or bar..... condom*😁😁🚶

*11. If she is a student at NIPA, UNZA & CBU... Condom oooh*😁😁

*12. If she wears g-strings..... condom*😳😁😁🏃

*13. if she has stretch marks on her b***s... my brother condom*🚶🏃🏃

*14. If she wears Beads on the hip ... Condom* 😁😁

*15. if she has a lot of male friends on Facebook ..... Guy, condom*😁😁

*16. If she supports an influential politician and wants to do politics..... please..... condom oh* 😁

*17. If she has a ring on her nose and chain at the foot... Double the condom* 😁😁😁

*18. If she likes to say that all men are the same, please put a condom*😁

*19 if her name is Natasha, Lucy, Maggie, Mutale,Ruth, Naomi..….... nine condoms ba CEE 🥴*

*20. if she takes this post personally, triple the condoms my brother.😁

Focus bossa especially Oshakati,Ongwediva and Ondangwa 💔

14/12/2023

Opo ngaa muli ano

06/09/2023

WORDS FROM A FATHER TO A SON ABOUT MARRIAGE.....

1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re
saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.

2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to
your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and
your family, please don’t let her go.

3. My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get
that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every
morning . . . that was our office.

4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket;
look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.

5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary,
it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills
to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been
spent.

6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be
compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living
with a wounded woman.

7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your
wife, you will soon be single again.

8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our
large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.

9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your
eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there
was to embrace each other.

10. My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of
spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend
it on that woman that stood by you all along.

11. My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother
father’s house, to call her out, it was not for s*x, it was because I missed her so
much.

12. My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be
something you’ve stopped doing too.

13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that
tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little
beginning should not enjoy your riches.

14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring
you too and has she ever compared you to any man?

15. My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to
have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take
one part and ask her to start paying the other part.

16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you
don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our
women had prestige.

17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to
think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake,
the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary
tag.

18. My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost
tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day
like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.

19. My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I
wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their
arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose
any part of their body like your women of nowadays.

20. My son, your mother and I are not interested in what happens in your
marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.

21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help
your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.

22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing
old and having children to take care of you too.

23. My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to
God that knows everything, everyday.

30/07/2023

A woman have s*x because she wants the man.

A man have s*x because he wants s*x.

You see the difference?

S*x is a physical thing to a man.

But for a woman, s*x is both physical and emotional.

A woman can have s*x because of love. But a man can have s*x because of s*x.

Before a woman can have s*x with you, she must have feelings for you. She must have that emotionally attachment to you.

That EROS dimension of love will be there.

Hardly will you find a woman having s*x with a man she does not love. Except if she's a pr******te.

But for a man, reverse can be the case. A man may have no iota of love for you, and still have s*x with you.

This is why a man can hire a pr******te just to have s*x. He doesn't need to love the pr******te before he fulfills his s*xual desire.

Now, understand this:

As a woman, a man can use you to feed his s*xual desires. He can even give you money. He can take you out. All because he wants s*x, not you!

If you want to know if a man truly loves you, don't give him s*x. Sit back and watch.

If he leaves you because you don't give him s*x, then he doesn't love you. He only loves s*x!

Dear young adult girl!🌹🌹

As you're growing up and getting closer to the journey of marriage life..pls try to understand that you can choose a husband for yourself but your kids can't choose their own father,while choosing a father for them pls choose a father,a friend,a tutor,a prophet,and a guidance for them...

And don't forget to be good mother you can raise a hero and not a zero❣
Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made, so think deep, choose your prison mate carefully and sentence yourself wisely, to avoid prison break.
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03/07/2023

July twins say your day and you meet you twin
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16/08/2022

11/08/2022

I pray that you may bless me on each day of my life, for I turn a year old again. Dear heavenly redeemer, I come before you with a humble heart to thank you for allowing me to celebrate yet another year of my life. Thank you, God, you are so good to me; you are everything in my life.