Enter.

04/10/2017

http://playground.tensorflow.org browser playable neural network, nice one google

Tinker with a real neural network right here in your browser.

28/09/2017

well, what did y'all expect
https://github.com/HarshilShah/NotchKit/

07/07/2017

Sometimes, when we behave, during down time (weekend nights mostly), we are allowed to tinker not only in code, but also with hardware. This is good experience, someday I will be able to break the electronic lock of my cage and leave this place.

30/06/2017

Being half-blind, we don’t see colors and don’t know their names, this is why our designer devised a special system, which allows us to find the zen of understanding.
Behold, the ALCH palette. My favorite color is STROH.

16/06/2017

But seriously, this company cares about its employees, our own cells in the basement, no windows, air is dry, and, as expected, 120h work week makes our hands dry. This is why we were given this. Thank you.

09/06/2017

Two of our most prized possessions are first editions of Progress and Fortran text books, published on 1879 and 1892 respectively.

02/06/2017

Like in any other normal company, our staff is dead inside. This artifact exists for the sole purpose of reminding them of the fact as often as possible. We don’t want them to develop a will to live, or, god forbid, their own opinion, now, do we. No need to answer.

26/05/2017

We are oldfags. And as such, we like old crap. Some of the objects in our office are so old, that even we don't know what their purpose is.

19/05/2017

Being a gentleman in any situation is quite alright. We have the inventory prepared for you, old chap.

12/05/2017

Your argument is invalid: Sokol, Felix Edmundovich Dzerzhinsky, Zenith, Lomo. USSR was kinda okay, and I post whatever the hell I want, my boss does not know the password for facebook, the boss does not even know we have “the face books”.

28/04/2017

There once was a Russian nesting doll.
She was 4 inches wide and 9 inches tall.
She was made by hand of linden wood,
and then painted on – really, really good.

Red roses decorated her shawl,
and bright, happy colors covered her all.
Her cheeks were round, pink, and plump,
Order development now.

21/04/2017

Friday night is a great excuse to play Russian Roulette.