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13/09/2023

"STUPIDITY is when you don’t have a
bicycle and you give your last penny to
your pastor to buy a jet.
INSANE is when you can’t pay your
children’s school fees and yet have...
money to contribute to your church to
build expensive schools which your
children will never attend.
IGNORANCE is when you believe it when
your pastor tells you not to live a worldly
life, yet he enjoys all the best things in
the world; the fine houses, cars, jets, etc,
while you are waiting till you get to
heaven to enjoy your own.
IDIOCY is when you refuse to take your
very sick child to the hospital because
your pastor said you should not do so,
yet that same pastor secretly runs to USA
for medical attention any time he has a
headache.
DEMENTED is when you see a poor sick
and hungry person on the road and you
refuse to give him 50 Bob out of the 5k
in your pocket because it is your tithe
money.
ZOMBIE is when you trek, dance and
ululate for 30 kilometers under the hot
sun sweating and smelling like s**t
during your revival celebrations, while
your pastor is inside a full option,
factory fitted air- conditioned state of
the art Range Rover with his delectable
wife slow driving along the road
following.
Stop worshiping your pastors!!!
Stay focus and worship God .

11/09/2023

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19/10/2015

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11/10/2015

DID YOU KNOW ~ LIFE TIPS.
1. When you are up in life, your friends get to know who you are. But when you are down in life, you get to know who your friends are.
2. Such a disappointment when you defend someone for so long thinking they are different and they turn out to be just like what everyone said.
3. There's always something good coming. Remember that.
4. Appreciate what you have right now, because you don't always get a second chance.
5. Enjoy life today, because yesterday is gone, and tomorrow is never promised.
6. Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
7. No one has ever made themselves great by showing how small someone else is.

11/08/2015

To Women Out there

My bed is empty but there are plenty of men who’d like to fill it. My pillow and sheets lay cold but there are plenty of men who’d like to warm them. I stand naked preparing for slumber my back aching, but there are plenty of men who wouldn’t mind massaging in scented oil. My arms raised as a black woman, I must tie my hair down, there are plenty of men who would lend me a hand and wrap my hair the best they can.
There are plenty of men who would stand behind me, who would caress me, stroke me, palm my full breast and cause me pleasure again and then once more again. There are plenty of men who would kiss my spine all the way down till they hit my behind, then continue using their tongue to outline every one of my delicate curves.
There are plenty of men, but there is only one man I wish to fill my bed, warm my sheets, caress my body, help me tie my hair down. One man to stand before me, use his tongue on me, wrap his arm around me and promise to GOD and my earthly father to protect me.
There is but one man, I search for, but sadly to say, so many of my brothers got this man thing all wrong.
I am not to be belittle to make yourself feel more powerful, I am not to provide and protect you while you make no effort to earn legally the means to contribute financially to our home. I am not here to spread my legs wide so that you can release your tension within my walls after 1, 2, 3, 4 that’s all this is the last pump…now drip your sweat onto my heart. I am not here for you to call a bitch, hoe or your wifey because I’m the main not the side chick.
I am not here to be hidden, only worthy of mid-night pop-ups, and movies sitting on your cm scented broken down couch, sipping on the yak, then escorted out before the sun rises again and you not even walk me to my home but leave me to creep the streets alone.
I am not here for you to keep secret, ashamed of and never considering introducing me to the family. I am not here to be your punching bag, or the woman you call to bail you out every other month of whatever mess you find yourself caught up in, again and again.

There are plenty of men who will come and with a false face and sexy smile, lure us promising to be a KING when in fact they were never prescribed the requirements to even play the Knight in shining Armor, they ride no horse but when seen up close they sure appear to be the horse’s ass.
They don’t come to save they come to prey.
There is but one man we must remain open for, and that man won’t have to prove to you what he is made of, you will see it, in his walk, speech, godly covering, in the treatment of your children and not just you. There is but one man for us, don’t lose sight, but don’t go blind either inviting in the serpents solider.

There are plenty of men, but only a MAN can be Protector, Provider, Confidant, Lover, Friend, Companion and the one who will see you clearly as a WOMAN, a WOMAN in wait of a MAN. Until he comes, keep taking care of the WOMAN you've worked so hard on becoming.
Just One Woman’s Opinion

04/08/2015

When you see a man selling handkerchiefs and still sweating profusely in traffic, it tells you that possession is not the same as ownership! Your life belongs to God; you are only having it but you don't own it. So, be careful what you do with your life before the owner asks for it.
The last wishes of Alexander the Great.........
On his death bed, Alexander summoned his army generals and told them his three ultimate wishes:
1. The best doctors should carry his coffin ...
2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery ...
3. His hands should be let loose, so they hang outside the coffin for all to see !!
One of his generals who was surprised by these unusual requests asked Alexander to explain .
Here is what Alexander the Great had to say :
1. "I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that in the face of death , even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal .."
2. "I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth , will stay on earth.."
3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty handed after the most precious treasure of all is exhausted, and that is : TIME.
We do not take to our grave any material wealth. TIME is our most precious treasure because it is LIMITED. We can produce more wealth, but we cannot produce more time.
When we give someone our time, we actually give a portion of our life that we will never take back . Our time is our life !.
The best present that you can give to your family is your time

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13/06/2015

Who has influenced you the most in your life?”
“My mother. She had me when she was 18 years old, and my father left when I was one year old, so I never really knew him. Like a lot of single moms, she had to struggle to work, and eventually she also struggled to go to school. And she’s really the person who instilled in me a sense of confidence and a sense that I could do anything. She eventually went on to get her PhD. It took her ten years, but she did it, and I watched her grind through it. And as I got older, like everyone else, I realized that my mother wasn’t all that different than me. She had her own doubts, and fears, and she wasn’t always sure of the right way of doing things. So to see her overcome tough times was very inspiring. Because that meant I could overcome tough times too.”

13/06/2015

A friend of mine walked up to me and asked me: "What is a good woman?"
I replied "you would know if you were a good man"
He said "Stop joking I really wanna know"
"There is no definite answer, but when you meet one, it will show"
There are many characteristics that make a good woman, but it would take days to speak them all
Since my friend brought this to mind, I thought I would list a few for y'all
A woman who is proud of what she brings
and won't complain over petty things
A woman who is well spoken and not opposed to listening
because communication is key from the beginning
A woman who is wise and able to realize
the pit you are in doesn't matter because she will help your rise
A woman who wouldn't try to control her man but also wouldn't be a doormat
And when trouble comes up, her feet won't be flat (she's ready to go)
A woman who never stops believing in the man that you are and the man you can become
So much confidence in you, it almost makes her seem dumb
A virtuous woman who prays for you more than she prays for herself
Remembering God is number one above all else
A woman who tries to pay for herself before you can offer
Knowing the difference between selfless and selfish is something you should prefer
A woman with the power of forgiveness
But don't abuse it
Because a good woman is not stupid
She will lose it
You will lose her and have no one to blame when your heart takes the hit
If you hurt a good woman, in my eyes, you aren't worth the saliva I spit
The ice cream no one would lick
The one that gets thrown down in hope ants would leave a picnic
To pick apart your existence
Use your common sense
Realize what's in front of you and cherish it
Woman is the title a female receives at a certain age
But it takes a good man to realize a good woman is on the next page
I'm not saying a good woman needs to have this quote for quote
I don't think any woman does, if so, let me know
I haven't met any besides my family, but I don't go down that road
I'm being patient, waiting for my good woman is giving me time to grow
So I can give her the best Brandon Everett Davis, the world doesn't know
To not be on their level, would be a sin
Let's become better men for these good women

11/06/2015

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10/06/2015

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