Davii mwas

28/03/2025

Subukia we are sorted

23/05/2024

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake🐊.

The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push" .😁

27/02/2024

23/10/2023

Huyu anacheka apa kwa mazishi nkaa hajawai ona coffin ya lipa mdogo mdogo 😂