Rary creatives

01/03/2013

“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.”

28/02/2013

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

28/02/2013

Little Johnny asks his mother her age.

She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.

Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"

To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.

On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.

Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in s*x!

28/02/2013

Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?"

"I'm from Ireland."

"Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more.

"Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin."

"Me too! I'll drink to that." They both finish their pints and order two more.

"Where in Dublin are you from?"

"The East Side."

"The East Side? Me too! What a coincidence! I'll drink to that!" They both finish their pints and order two more.

"Where on the East Side are you from?"

"McDonagh Street."

"Me too! This is incredible! I'll drink to that."

As the bartender pours them another two pints, another customer at the bar says to him, "That's amazing! I can't believe they're from the same street in Dublin. What's going on?"

"Oh, it's nothing amazing," says the bartender,"it's just the Ferguson twins getting sloshed again."

27/02/2013

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean;
if a few drops of the ocean are dirty,
the ocean itself does not become dirty.
-- Mahatma Gandhi

27/02/2013

There is nothing noble about being superior to some other man.
The true nobility is in being superior to your previous self.

27/02/2013

Do not judge me until you know me, Do not underestimate me until you have challenged me, AND do not talk about me until you have talked to me.

27/02/2013

Sometimes the strongest women are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors, and fights battles that nobody knows about.

26/02/2013

http://www.mercyjohnson.com/video-first-lady-michelle-obama-dancing-on-show/

In honor of the First Lady's "Let's Move" campaign, and to encourage parents everywhere to get up and get moving with their kids, Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Ob

26/02/2013

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak, sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go .

26/02/2013

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

25/02/2013

I think everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it’s not the answer. James