01/08/2026
BEFORE YOU CALL SOMETHING "AI," READ THIS
Everyone's suddenly an AI detective. A post reads a little too smooth and boom, "a robot wrote this." Here's the uncomfortable truth: you're wrong more often than you think, and being wrong here does real damage.
Let me start where most posts end.
THE DETECTORS ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND
Those apps that promise to catch AI writing get it wrong constantly, and they're biased. They flag genuine human work all the time, especially from people who learned English as a second language. Sit with that. Somebody writes their own honest piece, runs it through a "detector," and gets branded a cheat by a tool that just doesn't like how they write.
So whatever comes next, hold it loosely. A hunch is not proof.
NOW, THE ACTUAL TELLS
The clearest one is emptiness.
You: "The matatu was late, so I walked to Kencom and beat it there anyway."
AI: "Transportation delays can occur, and alternative options may prove more efficient."
The second is technically correct and says nothing. No name, no place, nothing you can picture. That hollow, polished feel is the strongest signal there is. Add the words it leans on, "delve, tapestry, seamless, navigate, realm," plus openers like "in today's fast-paced world," and you have a decent hunch. Nothing more.
Because here's the catch: anyone who edits their draft removes every one of these signs in five minutes. The tells only catch lazy use.
SO WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING
Chasing AI is a losing game. The models improve every month and the tells fade with them.
The skill that lasts isn't catching the machine. It's writing with enough of your own detail and your own nerve that nobody thinks to ask. Be specific. Say what you actually believe. Put a matatu and a real place in it. No machine can fake your life.
👇 Drop a paragraph below and let's read it together. Human or machine?