St Paul 's Ebusia secondary school

17/12/2024

As a school we are deeply saddened to announce the death of Xavier, he was one of our students who sat for his KCSE in 2015, he owns a wines and spirits opposite Muroni Primary and supermarket at Shianda, he involved himself in fatal road accident while heading back home from his work as a military officer. RIP hero, RIP Xavier.

04/05/2024

Open has been rescheduled until further notice

07/03/2024

Ebusia 2023 cohort, Whatsapp group is now out. Strictly for the student who sat for KCSE in 2023.

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15/01/2024

In August 2022 in Mumias East, charlatans and Quacks gave academic elites and thinktanks a run for their money and elected one of their own. Their own has been giving slaps and blows to anyone who cares and cares not to receive them. A self-proclaimed Jet-Li. His favorite arena is the funeral ground and mourners also add up as cheerleaders!

Charlatans shall do it again in 2027.
The government must now move with speed and keep away guns and crossbows from bwana Jet-Li.

Yesterday, the Shoulin Mafia used his Kung-Fu skills to give an MCA a resounding Kidero-Shebesh that has seen the MCA recall his doctor to an unplanned shift.

I extend my get-well-soon wishes to the MCA.

12/10/2023

Only Married Man will understand this Better! 😹🙊
Early in the morning, husband woke up and ask his wife.
Husband: Would you like to join me for jogging?
Wife: Oh, so you mean i am fat?
Husband: No, jogging is good for health.
Wife: Oh, that mean i am sick.
Husband: No no, if you don't want to get up, it is okay.
Wife: So now, you are trying to say I'm lazy, haa?
Husband: Now, you are misunderstanding me, I didn't..........
Wife: Ahaa! So i didn't understand you because i am an illiterate, right?
Husband: Now look, i didn't say that.
Wife: So, am i lying?
Husband: I beg you, please don't stretch it in the morning.
Wife: Oh, now i am a quarrelsome one?
Husband: Ok ok, you go off to sleep, I am going jogging alone, are you happy now?
Wife: See, you are so selfish, always think of yourself alone, you never think of my health.
Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.

08/09/2023

22/08/2023

One day, my Kikuyu girlfriend angered my Luhya ancestors in a manner that was unforgivable.
It was on a Sunday evening. She had been pestering me that she missed eating my chicken stew. I prepare very delicious chicken, just for a fact. I wanted to surprise her. That evening, I asked her to boil water in a large bucket. I went downstairs and came back with a large pure breed kienyeji rooster. My caretaker owns a small poultry farm. He sold one to us.
It was a big roaster. I stared at its head and legs with yearning and hungering eyes and muted to myself, “What a delicious soup the two of you are going to make.” There is always that red part on the head of a rooster, and another red part that dangles under its beak. They are called the comb and the wattle, respectively. When I was growing up, they used to be the most delicious parts of a chicken. I loved eating the head for that reason. Learning that the rooster had a large wattle and comb excited me.
My girlfriend immersed the chicken in the water. After two minutes, we helped one another to pluck its feather off. It was always romantic when we helped one another with the cooking.
She helped me to divide it into two.
It had large malaas (small intestines). I was already salivating at them. I imagined roasting them on the jiko and taking them as an appetizer while the chicken was boiling. Everything was set for a perfect night. Then I received a call. I excused myself from the kitchen to receive it.
After five minutes, she shouted from the kitchen, “Babe, finish the call and come help me to chop the chicken into smaller pieces.” I ended the call after a minute and walked back into the kitchen to help her.
She laid the chicken on the chopping board. She had cleaned the area and dumped the feathers into the bin. I looked around the kitchen counter, but I did not spot the head. “Where is the head?’ I asked.
“I dumped it into the bin,” she said without looking at me.
My blood boiled. I was shocked. “

16/08/2023

DEAD BIRDS INSIDE A NEST

They're waiting for their mother to bring food for them
but obviously the mother was killed.
Listen,
Every time you fight someone, you are also fighting their dependents.
Don't be the reason why someone is in pain.
Don't kill someone else's a dream just because you don't agree with their ideas.
Words have power, they can bring either life or death.
Instead of discouraging someone, support them with encouraging words.
Because in the end, you're not gonna pay for their bills.
Don't be the reason why they quit on their dreams!

10/08/2023

Young man:

Take it from someone who knows the importance of a father & the impact of losing one. Forgive your father for not playing his part as you think he ought to have. Enough with the accusations & belittling “If my father was rich, I won’t be suffering today” or “What was he doing when his mates were making money?”, it’s not like his father passed wealth to him & he wasted it

Once you start making money & have people depend on you for their survival, you’d know how hard a father’s role is. I believe fathers aren’t appreciated enough, a lot of them do embarrassing jobs, take disrespect from their bosses, work endlessly barely resting, just to make money to take care of their families

Even if your father is a poor man, still respect him. Know this, no man will be at peace with him being unable to provide for his home. He might not show it, but it eats him every single day. And don't think he's too lazy to think of plan or implement it, life happens, things don't always go according to plan. But know this, every father wishes to be a father his children would be proud of

That your father is a drunkard isn't a reason to disrespect him. Sometimes the only escape he has from thoughts of failing to live up to your expectations is through the bottle. Cut him slack, nothing stresses a man than the inability to give his children the world

Respect your father regardless of his status in society & his financial situation. You have to obey him. You have to love him. You must understand his life path & mistakes. You are a man, you will make mistakes as well. Respect him. Learn OR perish!!!

08/08/2023

It has been a great term, we have walked through thick and thin and eventually we have come to the end of the term, all students are expected to be at home before evening, except the boarding sections which are going to leave the school latest by tomorrow. Form four will continue with their studies as usual and we expect teachers to utilize this time to prepare them for the coming examination. Once again I say thank you.

08/08/2023

1. A teacher who is always in the office of the Headteacher.

2. A teacher who has endless problems and is so often out of station without permission most of the time.

3. A teacher who thinks the school can't run without him / her.

4. Some male teachers who always ask for food from female teachers during break time.

5. A teacher who never visits the staff room and most of the time is found with pupils. Such a teacher will not even know when there is briefing but will be in class teaching and is always behind in terms of information.

6. A teacher who is a cry baby and will complain to almost everyone but will not face the administration to air his/her grievances.

7. A teacher who look down on the old members S/he found on a station and think there is nothing they do without looking at their past record.

8. A teacher who will start a conversation about administrators and afterwards gets to inform administrators everything discussed.

9. A teacher who is feared by administrators and can go out of station without getting permission.


10. A teacher who seems to be busy all the time but the output is zero.

11. A teacher who is hard working and is mostly over worked by administrators but when it comes to promotions and awards is not considered.

12. A teacher who would always want to be friends with new teachers and do away with old friends.

13. A teacher who give positive ideas during staff meetings but does the opposite.

14. A teacher who is a know it all and dominates all conversations.

15. A teacher who is always busy with administrators even doing procurements for the school when s/he is not a procurement officer and miss classes.

16. A teacher who illegally enrol pupils year in year out.

17. A teacher who gets things on credit but difficult to pay the debt.

18. A teacher who always makes phone calls while with friends and tell people at home to cook chicken/ beef/fish.



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