05/12/2023
For those who will be seeking lifts over this festive season and beyond;
Simple rules:
1.Be at the meeting point earlier.
2.Do not carry more mizigo than the owner of the car.
3.Don't be in a hurry to get in to the car, wait until everyone has taken a comfortable seat and position.
4.At the gas station, it's your full duty to check the tyre pressure.
5.Do not talk more than the owner!🤭
6.You must praise that car, to make the owner feel he made the right choice of the car🤪
7.If they decide to do shopping, it's your responsibility to use your stored energy to carry the shopping to the car.🙈
8.If their uchagoo ni mbele ya kwenu, usichukie kwenu enda na wao mpaka kwao uwasaidie kubeba shopping alafu utembee kwenu.🤣
9.If they have a baby in the car, it's your duty to keep the baby busy by tickling the baby and twerking your face to make sure the baby is lively, all along the journey.🥵
10.Dont drink any fluids, the vehicle can't be stopped for you to Short call!🥺
11. You must laugh to the owners jokes.🤣
12. Incase of a fight, (road rage) you are the one to fight!😳
13. Don't wait to be told to open the gate.
14. Your teeth are mobile soda or beer opener.🤣
15.Don't act DJ on people's car radio.🤔
16.Incase of a tyre puncture,Ni kazi yako kubadilisha tyre!
17.The front passenger seat is always reserved...wait for directions if to sit there!🤭
18.Don't go waving at people esp when approaching home..🙈
19.Be ready to cost share especially on fuel.🥴
20.Snacks and Makavo are on you...🤔🙈🥴🥵
21.On Return journey,lift is not guarrantee... unless the owner of the car is broke and you still got some money for fuel top up..😳🙈
22.If car is car hired,nobody at home should know!🥴🤣
23.Farting inthe car is strictly prohibited!
Any sign of food poisoning from you gives the owner of the car the right to leave you at any stage to sort yourself...🙈😲
24.No admiring the other passengers esp if it's the opposite sex...🤔🥺🤣😠
25.If stopped by a traffic cop,if there are issues...that require cop greasing,it's your wallet to suffer.
With this discipline,you will not be abandoned uchago!
Merry Christmas in advance!
