Chaos

08/09/2026

ATTENTION PEOPLE WITH TRIFORCE TATTOOS

ZELDA. OCARINA OF TIME. SWITCH 2. 5TH NOVEMBER.

Every dormant millennial within five miles has just sat bolt upright. WE ARE SO BACK 🗡️🧚😭

PREORDER BELOW:
https://www.chaos.je/products/legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time

08/09/2026

his lil hat keeps your drink warm while you forget it exists for three hours 🐸✨

available in store & online:
https://www.chaos.je/products/magic-toad-shaped-mug-with-spoon

13/08/2026

Wolverine can heal from almost any wound which sounds impressive until you realise he can never pull a sickie

stabbed? see you at 9
exploded?? manager’s asking if you can work from home
reduced to one surviving molecule??? take your break and see how you feel

maybe that’s why he’s always doing that scream...

TOOZIES #7, a tiny furious Wolverine figure - available at Chaos now 💛

https://www.chaos.je/

13/08/2026

Derpy’s put his little fluffy jacket on and is now prepared to keep your drink cold for up to 11 hours 🥹

Comes with a removable fluffy coat because apparently the supernatural tiger is serving TWO LOOKS????

Protect the Honmoon. Hydrate aggressively. Peel the tiger.

https://www.chaos.je/

09/07/2026

🚨 NEW STRAY KIDS ALERT 🚨

The brand-new Stray Kids album lands 7th August and there are 4 versions to collect... because apparently owning just one is considered "self-control" 😭

Preorder yours now before future you starts regretting everything...

https://www.chaos.je/products/search?keyword=This%20%26%20That

01/07/2026

23/06/2026

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17/06/2026

Don't forget - Father's Day is this Sunday. The annual tradition of spending £2.25 to avoid being written out of the will.

Browse online: https://www.chaos.je/products/fathers-day

11/06/2026

Fathers Day is next Sunday.

Show appreciation for the man who spent £600 on your console...
..and still calls it a Nintendo.

https://www.chaos.je/products/fathers-day