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23/09/2014

Tumari Adaoon say lagta hai ki tu bohat naik hai..
Par tujhe dur say he pehchaanta hoon mei kyun ki tu hazaroon mei ak hai..

01/08/2014

During exam....
Madam: Why are you so
confused?
me: *silent*
Madam: Did you forget your pen?
Me: *silent*
Madam: Forgot roll no?
Me: *silent*
Madam: Forgot calculator?
Me: Oye chup kar ja maata!!
yaha parchi galat subject ki le aya,
tujhe pen, pencil ki agg laggi hai

31/07/2014

Mera Number Change Ho Gaya Hai.
Chappal Ka......
Agar Purani Tujhe Chahiye To Le Jana.
Pagal Sharmana Mat...!!
Tu Dost Hai ApNaa.
Haq Se Maang...

31/07/2014

A Touching Story..)-
1 Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki
dukan par gaya
aur kaha-
Uparwale ke naam pe 1 aam
dedo,
Dukandaar ne ek Gala- Sada Aam
garib ko de
diya,
Phir Us Gareeb ne kuch rupey
nikaale aur
dukandaar ko
diye
toh
Dukaandar ne use 2 acche aur
behtreen Aam
diye,
Gareeb ne aasman ki taraf
dekha or kaha- Ey
khuda,
Dekh Tujhe kya diya,
Aur
Mujhe kya diya...

31/07/2014

Conversation on Facebook...
Boyfriend : Ghar pe akeli ho..?
Girlfriend : Haan bhej rahi hu photo..?

30/07/2014

Student's Law Of Tension..
Pressure Is Inversely Proportional
To The
Number Of Days,
Left For the Exams,
Where 'KAL SE PADHENGE'
Remains
Constant.!

29/07/2014

Most Common Dialogues During Exam:
1. Saale kitna likhega.. ??
2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha...
3. Madam I was asking for the eraser
4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/
5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ??
6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete
7.lag gyi bhai aaj
8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..??
9. Paper kaisa tha.. ??
10. sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora
khisak ke beth...han abb dikhayi dee raha hai..
And The Famous one
11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam..
next tym acche se padhayi karunga....

29/07/2014

An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

29/07/2014

Le A random wild girl wishing happy birthday...
Le Girl : Happy Birthday...!! Have a blast
Le : Blast?? BC Pakistani samjh rakha hai kya?? Blast ho tere ghar me... !!
Le girl :
**and then gets blocked on his birthday too**

29/07/2014

LADKIYA 2 Type Ki Hoti Hai,
1st : BORING
2nd : INTERSTING
BORING : jo DHOOP mein bhi
UMBRELLA le kar ghumti hain.
INTERESTING : Jo baarish mein bhi
Jaan-bujh kar
UMBRELLA ghar bhool jati hain..!
Mujhe dono pasand hai

29/07/2014

Father- agar is bar tu exam m fail hua to mujhe
papa mat kehna

**after exams**
Beta result kya aaya??
beta - Dimag kharab mat kar gaurav...
Tu baap ka haq kho chuka hai...

27/07/2014

I broke my relationship
With books ...
Bohot ho gaya yaar
Hamare b**h me kuch understanding
hi nahi
thi.!

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