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02/06/2015

The Witty Vivek
😌

When Swami Vivekanand was studying law at the University College, London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Vivekanand came along with his tray and sat next to the professor.

The professor said, "Mr Vivekanand , you do not understand. A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat."

Vivekanandji looked at him as a parent would look at a rude child and calmly replied, "You do not worry professor. I'll fly away," and he went and sat at another table.

Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge.

The next day in Class he posed the following question: "Mr.Vivekanand , if you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with money, which one would you take ?"

Without hesitating, Vivekanandji responded, "The one with the money, of course."

Mr. Peters , smiling sarcastically said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom."

Swami Vivekanand shrugged and responded, "Each one takes what he doesn't have."

Mr. Peters, by this time was fit to be tied. So great was his anger that he wrote on Swami Vivekanand's exam sheet the word "idiot" and gave it to Swami Vivekanand.

Vivekanandji took the exam sheet and sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.

A few minutes later, Swami Vivekanand got up, went to the professor and told him in a dignified polite tone, "Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade."

😅
😃 Don't mess with intelligent Indians

One of the best messeges ever read!!

11/02/2015

Heartiest congratulation's to all the medal holders!!!

23/04/2014

Every Nagpurian Must Read This:
Aamche Nagpur 😎;-)
🔶Highlight 1: language
Hi-rathi( hi ndi + ma rathi)
For example "Hao".
When we say hou we do not mean
"how" we mean "yes".
It is derived from the Haan(hindi) +
Ho(marathi)= "Hao"..Bingo!!
Sahi means "Good"
Bum Sahi means- very good
Ek number means- excellent
and MAHOL- means out of this
world!!
Actually you will find “Mahol”
being used like water !!
“how’s my new dress..?”
Mahol!
“how was the movie?”
Mahol!
Abey kidhar means wassup?
yeh apna raasta kidhar ko girta hai?
doesn’t imply where the road falls
but rather where it leads to!!
Every old man is referred to as
“Bawaji” and every other autowala,
rickshawala, shopwala, etc as kaka
And no sentence is complete
without Abey, yaar, saale, jaa naa
bey!!!
🔶Highlight 2 : The weather
The weather is a huge topic of
discussion in Nagpur!
We have 3 seasons- Summer, Wet
Summer and Chilled summer!
The most discusssed figures in
Nagpur are the temperature figures!
Aaj, 42 tha be..! Boss iss baar toh
50 cross karengaaich dekna!!!
Abey kya AC , mera coolerich ghar
ko ekdam thanda karata hai.. ekdam
chilled...
(bole toh 25 degree)
And when the climate is hot can ice
creams be far behind?
Ice creams either mean the
Haldiram softee, the Dinshaws ice
creams and not to forget
baraf ka gola!!!
🔷Highlight 3: Girls!
No matter how they look, No matter
how the weather is , No matter how
they travel-
You will never find a girl without
the mandatory
scarf on her face!!!
Sun screen creams?? "Chal Hatt!"
who needs them in Nagpur?
if a girl happens to meet with an
accident or hit someone, there will
be 50 men trying to help her.
But if it happens to be a guy then
the same
people will say- “ Kyaa re
bhokney... dikhtaa nai kya..? Baap
ka rasta
smajha kya bey..?” (are u blind
can’t u see, is it ur dad’s road?)
LAD is the most wanted college
here…
Wonder if it is a coincidence that
Wockhardt heart
hospital is situated next to LAD
girls college!!
🔶Highlight 4: food
Oranges! The fruit we are most
famous for! Though we grow them,
yet we eat imported oranges,
because all our homegrown ones
get exported!
And we do not get them cheaper at
the local markets than any outdoor
do..
We regularly visit temples here, not
because we are very religious or
god fearing,
but because we get the best
samosas and bread pakodas next
to most temples!!
Poha is “the” most heavenly food
and when it comes with chana tarri
it is divine!
Actually to serve it without the tarri
is crime!!!
Naak bahe yaa aankh, dinner me
toh chicken main chicken -- Saoji
chicken!!!!
Aalo bonda is our “Big Mac” and
Soya milk our
version of “Red bull”.
Every Pavi bhaji cart is named
“Srinath Pav
Bhajiwala”
The only thing other than god
which is omnipresent in nagpur is
the “pan tapri”.
Every guy has his tapri and that is
the first place you should look for
him!!
And never underestimate your
friendly panwala, he may be a
millionaire!!
🔷Highlight 5: Local Dance
No baraat is complete without a
"Naagin" dance!!
You see, Nagpur is derived from
"Nag" meaning snakes so we tend
to take the name very seriously!!!
Sandall dance is our Prom, and
every occasion,
whether it is Ganesh Chaturti,
Navratri,
Holi or in short wherever the
occasion merits dholaks, we break
into "Sandall dance" which is our
own
invention!!
Even a smallest party with friends
means, dinner accompanied by a
small group dance!..
Lub u Nagpur..😎B-)

16/04/2014

People who sq**rt ketchup all
over their fries
instead of dipping them are
not people you need in
your life.

05/04/2014

So gpian's ,hws u all?

02/02/2014

Seven years back when I started working, my Mom asked me to send some money back home. Honestly, I didn't want to. I was all new to the corporate world, earning myself for the first time and all that. But I knew my Mom had to ask Dad for every single thing as she was a housewife. She was very qualified though, but she quit working to take care of us kids. I would've sent money about 30-35 times of the 55 odd months I worked after which I quit and have started a manufacturing and production related company about 1.5 year back. Had some backing and some plans fell apart and was in need for some money. Asked my friends, some of them agreed without asking a question,but things were rough and needed a little more to stay afloat. I didn't want to bother my parents, especially my Dad as he would then be more worried about the status quo of what we have started, so I asked my Mom if she could ask Dad for some money saying she needs it herself and not to tell him that I need it. She sentme the details of the bank a/c which she had opened in my name and had kept all the money I had been sending her in the last 6-7 years. Nota penny was spent, she just kept saving it for my own sake.

14/12/2013

A person who doesn't secure his phone with a
pin or password is either single or takes no
interest in social networking.

03/12/2013

things that come in an engineer's mind before exams-

1. Next semester, I'm gonna get 10 pointer 4 sure.
2. If I had 1 more day, I swear I would have completed my chapters including the facts given about scientists..
3. Let him get his marks this time, next sem I will show him the difference.
4. Dude! After exams, we will go to Goa.
5. After this sem, I would go to gym, may be workouts can help me to concentrate on my studies.
6. At least that mam is not going to be there in next sem. What a #@ # #@ she was!

30/11/2013

Keep smiling n one day lyf GET TIRED of upsetting u..

27/11/2013

When I was Younger :-

• I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms

• Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose

• Had that one pen with four colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once

• Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out.

• Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed

• Used to think that the moon followed our car

• Tried to balance the switch between On/Off.

• Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race

• The only thing i had to take care of was a school bag.

• Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.

• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights when off.

• Walked into a room, forgot what you needed, Walked out, and then remember.

Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up ?

Childhood Was The Best Part Of Our Life !

26/11/2013

abhi full exam ka tension :/ baad me full tereko attention

26/11/2013

It's easier to forgive an enemy than a friend. :)

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