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03/12/2025

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19/09/2025

An interesting read:

A man was travelling in a boat with his monkey.

There was also a philosopher with other passengers in that boat.

The monkey had never travelled in a boat before, so it was not feeling comfortable.

It was going up and down, not letting anyone sit in peace.

The boatman was troubled by this and was concerned that the boat would sink due to the panic of the passengers.

If the monkey doesn't calm down it will drown the boat.

The man was upset about the situation, but could not find any way to calm the monkey.

The philosopher watched all this and decided to help.

He said: " If you allow, I can make this monkey as quiet as a house cat."

The man immediately agreed.

The philosopher, with the help of two passengers, picked up the monkey and threw it into the river.

The monkey started to swim desperately to stay afloat.

It was now dying and struggled for its life.

After some time, the philosopher dragged the monkey back into the boat.

The monkey was quiet and went and sat in a corner.

The man and all passengers were surprised at the changed behaviour of the monkey.

The man asked the philosopher: "At first it was jumping up and down. Now it is sitting like a pet cat. Why?"

Philosopher said: "No one realises the misfortune of another without tasting trouble. When I threw this monkey into the water, it understood the power of the water and the usefulness of the boat."

Monkeys that are jumping up and down in India should be thrown in North Korea, Afghanistan, Somalia, South Sudan, Syria, Iraq, Palestine, Pakistan, Srilanka, Bangladesh or even China for 6 months, then on coming to India, they will automatically become calm as a pet cat and will lie in a corner.

Dedicated to all monkeys Abusing 'India'.🇮🇳.

15/09/2025

09/07/2024

The importance of thieves in our economy

*The teacher told the children to write an essay on __thieves__ for tomorrow.*

▪️A seventh-grade student, Buddhi Prakash, wrote such an essay:
▪️ "Thieves are the backbone of the country's economy."
▪️ People might think this is a joke or wrong, but it's actually a subject worth considering.
▪️ Safes, cupboards, and locks are needed because of thieves. This gives work to the companies that make them.
▪️ Because of thieves, windows in homes have grills, there are doors, doors are locked, and not just that, there are additional doors for security outside. So many people get work.
▪️ Due to thieves, a compound is built around houses, shops, and societies; there are gates, a guard stays at the gate 24 hours, and there is also a uniform for the guard. So many people get work.
▪️ Because of thieves, not just CCTV cameras and metal detectors but also cyber cells exist.
▪️ Because of thieves, there are police, police stations, police posts, patrol cars, batons, rifles, revolvers, and bullets. So many people get work.
▪️ Because of thieves, there are courts, judges, lawyers, clerks, and bail bondsmen in the courts. So many people get work.
▪️ Because of thieves, there are jails, jailers, and police for the jails. So many people get work.
▪️ When things like mobile phones, laptops, electronic devices, bicycles, and vehicles are stolen, people buy new ones. This buying and selling strengthen the country's economy and give work to many people.
▪️ If a thief is highly recognized and famous, then media from home and abroad also get their livelihood.
▪️ After reading all this, you must also be convinced that thieves are the backbone of the entire government system and a means of livelihood for the people in society.
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