Lankas Marketing

01/01/2016

May each and every day of yours be renewed with lots of happiness and love.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"

31/12/2015

Boost your business with the power of BULK SMS Messaging...

29/09/2015

Dare 2 talk like this...brave man...
Jaihindh..

04/02/2015

Some great sayings!!
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"U cannot taste me, until u undress me?"
-Banana.Banana

"U cannot eat me unless u lick me"
- Ice cream.

"U cannot play with me unless u blow me"
- Balloon.

"U cannot enjoy me unless u suck me"
- Lollypop.LollipopSmiling face with open mouth and cold sweat

"U make me wet put me in your mouth everyday"
- Toothbrush.

"U can not enjoy me unless u spread me"
Butter

WHAT WERE U THINKING ALL THIS MIND..U REQUIRE TREATMENT AT THE BAR..
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Funny Quote of the Day - Mary Roberts Rinehart - "I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money."

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CONFESSION OF A LADY!!!!!.

During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of Rajma (which I know I shouldn't).

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone ...rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The Rajma I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!

Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table,
with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday"

26/08/2014

Heylo friends....

15/08/2014

Happy indipendence day...

01/08/2014

We are happy to announce the official launch of www.inmahabubnagar.com Easy dial no. 9985 40 40 40.
we thank our Ex - Collector Mr. Girija Shankar Sir Officially Launching the number yesterday morning 10:00 am. we also
good life to take a moment to thank our customers and well
wishers supporting us for reaching one more mile stone.
we look forward to a continue support for making www.inmahabubnagar.com.

Mahabubnagar Easy dial no: 9985 40 40 40

Note: This service starts from 10th Aug 2014 onwards...

23/07/2014

01/07/2014

Watching tranformers in all dimensions....

30/06/2014

Which car should cross 1st?

28/06/2014

Behind every stack of books there is a Flood Of Knowledge..!!

16/06/2014

Today EENADU paper article about www.inmahabubnagar.com and LANKAS MARKETING....
its really our team succses....