15/03/2026
Even Dakiniβs sorcery canβt book an LPG cylinder right now! π§ββοΈπ²
While the world watches the news, Kerala households are dealing with a different kind of "Global Conflict." Dakini is on her 100th attempt to book a gas cylinder, only to be met with "No Availability" due to the West Asia crisis.
But Kuttoosan has a message for President Trump: "The war out there might be tough, but have you seen a Malayali wife who can't start her morning tea? Thatβs the real disaster! π
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From booking delays to the 25-day gap rule, the struggle is real for every 'Dakini' in Kerala. We might need to trade our magic wands for some old-fashioned firewood! πͺ΅π¨
Comment below: How many times have you checked your gas booking status today? βπ